haha very nice

On Mon, 1 Apr 2024 09:11:04 +0100, Peter Tribble wrote:
> Next-generation AI-enabled Tribblix
> 
> Released today, Tribblix r42 boasts a host of new features.
> 
> Key among these is deep AI integration at every level of the system, from
> the kernel through to applications.
> 
> Some examples of these magical new capabilities:
> 
> * AI-powered ZFS automatically corrects spelling and grammatical errors in
> documents when reading from disk. Running a zfs scrub will automatically
> correct all documents stored in a pool or dataset.
> 
> * The ability of AI to reconstruct missing data means that you no longer
> need storage redundancy, with the addition of the raidai vdev type to ZFS.
> 
> * Going beyond traditional spelling correction and command completion,
> AI-powered shells ensure that the system runs the commands you meant to
> type, not the gibberish your fat fingers accidentally created.
> 
> * The addition of AI to the FMA (Fault Management Architecture) subsystem
> allows the system to analyse program failures and automatically patch
> binaries to ensure they won't crash again.
> 
> * The SMF (Service Management Facility) framework leverages predictive AI
> to restart services before they fail, rather than afterwards.
> 
> * Enhanced packaging dynamically creates software packages on demand, in
> response to the appropriate prompt.
> 
> * There's a significant performance boost from no longer needing to save
> frame pointers, as AI debugging can reconstruct stack traces without them.
> 
> * Use of AI through the development phase eliminates bugs, meaning that
> DTrace is redundant and is therefore no longer shipped with the system.
> 
> * An AI powered translation layer automatically converts code for Linux,
> BSD, even Windows and MacOS into native illumos syscalls, eliminating the
> need for virtualization or emulation solutions such as LX zones and bhyve.
> 
> * In a forthcoming release, this automatic call translation will allow the
> use of applications compiled for other CPU architectures such as ARM or
> SPARC to run at native speeds.
> 
> * A new routing protocol, MAIDEN (Mesh AI Directed Enhanced Networking), is
> included to ensure your network traffic takes the optimal route to its
> destination.
> 
> Try it now! http://www.tribblix.org/r42.html
> 
> --
> -Peter Tribble
> http://www.petertribble.co.uk/ - http://ptribble.blogspot.com/

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