*NINE WORDS WOMEN USE** (1)** ** **Fine**: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.** ** (2)** ** **Five Minutes**: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.** (3)** ** **Nothing**: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.** (4)** ** **Go Ahead**: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It**! ** (5)** ** **Loud Sigh**: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)** (6)** ** **That's Okay**: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.** (7)** ** **Thanks**: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here, this is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' ... that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').** (8)** ** **Whatever**: Is a woman's way of saying ... Go to Hell** (9)** ** **Don't worry about it, I got it**: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.** *
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