[lace] Re: Lace Guild Website Advent Calendar

2004-12-01 Thread Jean Leader
Janice Blair wrote:
I clicked on the Lace Guild web site 
http://www.laceguild.demon.co.uk/ went to the Advent Calendar, 
waited patiently whilst it set up, clicked on door #1 and nothing 
hasppend.  Silly me, it is still November here, but surely December 
1 in England now even though it is only 1 a.m. in the morning.
Cheat! When we first started (seven years ago) we changed the picture 
by hand everyday about midnight UK time. However then I got round to 
coding it (it does work on a computer you know) and 'it' checks the 
time 'itself' - and yes, the time is your computer's local time. 
(Which also means that if your computer battery is flat and the date 
has gone back to 1904 or something, you are going to have to replace 
the battery if you want to open the windows.)

And Tamara wrote:
It took a bit of time to load;
Yes, I forgot to warn you, it will be slow first time because it 
loads all the pics (even though you can't see them) in the 
background. Next time they should still be in your computer's 'cache' 
so with any luck the page should load more quickly. (I could try to 
write even more complicated code that only does the background 
loading on the right date, but, then, it's just an Advent Calendar 
not a guided missile system :-) )

David
--
Jean Leader
Glasgow, Scotland, UK
Lace Guild web site: http://www.laceguild.org 

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Re: [lace] Emery Powder Pin Cushion

2004-12-01 Thread Jean Barrett
Dear Jeri,
Is this right? Synthetics hold moisture more than wool? Most peoples 
experiences of washing, (we all have to do some at some time) will have 
found that our synthetic clothes, nylon polyester etc. will dry much 
more quickly than wool or cotton. They do not seem to absorb moisture 
from the air as wool can. Can I suggest one more fabric for the inner 
of an emery pin cushion. That is pillow ticking, designed to keep the 
very fine down inside pillows.
Jean in Cleveland U.K.

On 30 Nov 2004, at 15:39, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
In a message dated 11/30/04 3:14:13 AM Eastern Standard Time,
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:

A felt lining works well for me - it keeps the emery powder inside and
makes
the cushion more comfortable to use when pushing in the pins.
Dear Lacemakers (especially those new to such things),
A reminder when using felt for pin cushions - the felt *must be made of
wool*.  If it is a synthetic felt, it will hold moisture and that will 
damage pins
left in it.


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Re: [lace] Re: Lace Guild Website Advent Calendar

2004-12-01 Thread Sue Babbs
It took a bit of time to load; I thought I was gonna get Janice 
experience, gave up for tonight, and clicked on the Census to remind 
myself - once again g - what the requirements for the luggage label were
Mmm - yes! I'm also trying to decide on what to put on a luggage label. The 
deadline will soon be in sight, which should motivate me to think of 
something to put on the label! Wouldn't it be fun if we all made a label for 
the Lace Guild's census?

See the Census at the luggage label on
http://www.laceguild.demon.co.uk/
Sue Babbs
(in Chicago - where the trees and shrubs are looking so pretty with their 
white covering) 

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RE: [lace] wreath boxes caution

2004-12-01 Thread Janet Anderson
Thanks for the info!  When I measured my boxes I measured the bottom so I
could see the usable area as I measured.  Mine have domed lids as well but
the bottoms are indented so they do stack okay.  The Canadian ones are made
of a heavy plastic that I can't compress with my hands, especially when the
lid is fastened.  I am sure there are many makers and a variety of quality
levels out there so make sure you check before you buy!  I can only vouch
for the ones I bought here in Canada.  smile

Janet

 Just a note FYI,
 I measured my pillows, and then ran right out to Target to get
 some wreath boxes, and found that even though the plastic
 boxes were labeled 22in. X 22in. X 6 in, because of the way they
 fasten the inside measurement is 18 inches across.  The brand
 was Style Master.  Will check into some other brands, but if
 your pillow is more than 18in. it won't fit.  They also are not
 very sturdy, and the lids were domed so I don't think they would
 stack very easily.
 
 April

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[lace] pair or two singles

2004-12-01 Thread JSyzygy
Hi Spiders.  I thought I would take a break from the slow progress on my 
Chantilly fan and make a post.

   When adding in a pair of bobbins at the gimp in point ground lace 
(Chantilly, Bucks Point),  should I add in a pair of bobbins or 2 single 
bobbins? Does 
it matter?
   A pair of bobbins is two bobbins connected together.  You make a pair by 
taking a long piece of thread and winding half on one bobbin and half on the 
other bobbin.  Then you hang the pair over the gimp and, presto, it's added in.
  A single bobbin is a bobbin wound with thread which ends in a loose thread 
end.  You add this by attaching the loose thread end to the gimp and letting 
the bobbin hang.  While the bobbin merrily works its way through the lace, the 
loose end stays with the gimp until the gimp has worked three or four 
stitches.  Then the loose end is thrown back, later cut off close to the lace.
   The obvious way to attach the loose end to the gimp is to knot the loose 
end to the loose end of a spare bobbin--to give yourself a leash--and attach 
the spare bobbin to the gimp bobbin (or just remember to work them as one 
unit). 
 Then throw back the spare bobbin before you reach the knot.

  I think it must be better to add in a pair of bobbins, since then there are 
no loose ends in the lace.  Surely it is bad to have loose ends in the lace.  
Even though they've been secured by three ot four stitches, won't they tend 
to unravel over time and so cause the whole lace piece to fall apart?  I would 
always add in pairs if it wasn't for the problem of winding thread.
  Here is the problem.  Suppose you start out with a pair of bobbins with 
each bobbin's having a good amount of thread.  This pair works through the lace 
for a while and eventually is thrown out and cut off.  Now you come to a place 
where you need to add bobbins.  The obvious bobbins to add are the ones that 
were cut off.  But now your original long unbroken piece of thread has been cut 
in half (half is now on each bobbin) so instead of a long unbroken thread you 
have two threads each half the size of the original thread.  So you discard 
one thread and share the other between the two bobbins.  Now you have a pair 
with each bobbin's having a not-so-good amount of thread.  Perhaps now the 
bobbins have too little thread and you'll have to, ugh, replace them when they 
run 
out of thread (that puts loose threads into the lace again!).
  I could just throw out lots and lots of thread and always put long pieces 
of thread on pairs of bobbins, so the thread problem is not unsurmountable.  
But it is unpleasant to constantly be throwing out thread and winding bobbins.
  If I add in single bobbins then there is no winding at all to be done.  I 
just grab the bobbin and add it in.

  So you see that I would like the convenience of adding in bobbins as 
singles, but I am afraid that that is a bad idea because of all the loose ends. 
 
It's bad enough that I have dozens of loose ends from cutting off bobbins, 
without also having them from adding in.
  What is the common wisdom on this question?
  
  This is a new problem for me.  I have been learning lace from Nottingham's 
_Technique_Of_Bobbins_Lace_Revised_Edition_ (excellent book for learning lace) 
and in the Bucks Point exercises that I've done so far (I've done 2/3 or so 
of them) only one or two pairs have ever been added in.  I didn't mind adding 
in the bobbins as pairs when there were only one or two of them.  However in my 
Chantilly fan (the fan from Lohr's _Hausdragon_ box of patterns), pairs are 
constantly being cut off and added in.  A pair--if not two pairs-- is added in 
whenever a half stitch figure is started and cut off when the the figure ends. 
 It got to be really burdensome, constantly endlessly rewinding bobbins do as 
to add them in as pairs.  I got sick of it.

  I am almost half-way done with my fan!  This is slow progress since it is 
the only piece of lace I work on and it's been several months.  It is full of 
mistakes.  The mistakes in the figures are particularly noticeable since a 
mistake in half-stitch causes a run in the stocking.  I used to think, how 
could 
anybody make a mistake in half-sttich?  Half-stitch mistakes are so easy to 
catch.  Ha Ha.  I got my comeuppance.  Also I notice the ragged and gappy look 
of the borders of the figure due to putting pins in the worng pinholes or 
maybe pricking the holes badly.  Less noticeable is the fact that I just can't 
seem to fix in my mind how many twists to use in footside and so just twist 
randomly.
  Fortunately, it turns out that I don't care about the mistakes.  No, I look 
at the lace, my heart lifts up,  and I think it is beautiful.  Just as flower 
can be beautiful without being perfect.  However, I am really worried that my 
lace will fall apart because of all the loose ends.  I am constantly cutting 
off bobbins and I don't know if I secure the ends well enough before I throw 
them back and cut off close to the 

[lace] Wool Felt? Synthetic Felt?

2004-12-01 Thread Jeriames
In a message dated 12/1/04 4:04:43 AM Eastern Standard Time, 
[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:


 Synthetics hold moisture more than wool? Most peoples 
 experiences of washing, (we all have to do some at some time) will have 
 found that our synthetic clothes, nylon polyester etc. will dry much 
 more quickly than wool or cotton. They do not seem to absorb moisture 
 from the air as wool can. 

Dear Jean and Lacemakers,

My recommendation was based on The Embroiderers' Guild of America classes 
I've taken over the years.  Their teachers advise against synthetics for 
needlebooks (a lot of small items are made in mini-workshops) where you store 
needles 
in natural-fiber flannel pages and they reuse all the wool orts (scraps) 
from needlepointing (canvaswork) to fill their pincushions.  

Opinions about wool will vary depending on climate.  Some climates are damp 
or humid and not helpful to the process of drying wool items.  I have to say 
that wool does breathe.  As long as air circulates in the room where woolen 
items are drying, they are ready to wear in a reasonable length of time.  
**Wool 
will assume the level of humidity in the environment.**  My experience is that 
synthetics may be easy-care but make one feel clammy (too cool) or 
over-heated.  

Having never been a pin, I do not know how they feel when wearing synthetics! 
 I do know that pins do not slide into most synthetics very well. Forty years 
ago, when all my clothes were made at home, a needle could be used in a 
sewing machine for a long time.  Now, they advise changing the needle before 
every 
garment is started.  My tailor blames the synthetic and blended fabrics being 
used.  

When I worked on the American Wool Council public relations account back in 
the early 1960's, the guidelines from the Peace Corps were for the volunteers 
to bring only clothes made of natural fibers with them - 
wool,/cotton/silk/linen.  They were totally against synthetics.

Whenever in doubt while doing handwork, I use fibers that have stood the test 
of time.  Synthetics have not passed my test - yet.  Not long ago, I read 
that conservators are having problems keeping second-half 20th C. clothing and 
the first space suits worn by astronauts presentable for museum viewing.  
Tried-and-true techniques do not work and the materials seem to want to 
self-destruct.

We are an international list.  What works in one part of the world may not 
work in another.  I'll stand corrected, if you think synthetic felt is a good 
choice for you in the climate where you live.  However, I'll continue to use 
the 
real thing here in Maine.

Jeri Ames in Maine USA
Lace  Embroidery Resource Center 
(\o/)
./_\.   

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Re: [lace] pair or two singles

2004-12-01 Thread Alice Howell
At 10:09 AM 12/1/2004, you wrote:
   When adding in a pair of bobbins at the gimp in point ground lace
(Chantilly, Bucks Point),  should I add in a pair of bobbins or 2 single 
bobbins? Does it matter?
  I think it must be better to add in a pair of bobbins, since then there are
no loose ends in the lace.  Surely it is bad to have loose ends in the lace.
Hi Julie,
When a thread has gone through 2-3-4 stitches/pins, it should be anchored, 
not loose.  If the thread is started along the gimp a few stitches ahead of 
where it will strike off on it's own, it should be secure.  The only 
'loose' part is the part hanging out of the lace.  The loose ends of adding 
single threads are left hanging until the lace is off the pillow, then just 
clip, one at a time, close to the lace surface.  They will not show, and 
will not come out if they have been anchored .

Of course, tension gently so you don't pull it out of the previous 
stitches, but then lace tensioning should always be gentle -- just enough 
to pull the threads to the proper shape without pulling on the previous 
stitches.

It may be easier to add a pair that is anchored by looping around the gimp, 
but -- as you said -- winding all those pairs can be tedious.

If there are going to be threads constantly in and out of the lace, there 
are some ways of dealing with them without winding separate bobbins all the 
time.  One way is to just carry the threads with the gimp until needed 
again.  This works when the space between uses is short.  This is used in 
Floral Bucks.

Another method is to wind your pair full.  When it's time to throw out the 
threads, just lay the pair back to the top of the lace.  When needed the 
next time, pick them up and lay the threads back in the new place and 
continue working.  It's the same as starting loose threads except they have 
not been cut off.  I would have the threads looped around a pin above the 
working area so you end up with a loop of thread hanging out rather than 
have the excess threads lying flat to the lace.  When the lace is off the 
pins, just clip both ends of each thread loop neatly.

When this method of re-using the same pair without cutting is followed, and 
the thread loop is hooked around a pin, there is no danger of pulling the 
threads out when  you tension them.  And.. you don't have to wind 
anything to restart the threads.  This may be the method you are looking for.

...the lace off of the pillow, months from now, and give the threads a few 
weeks
or months to unwork themselves.
If the threads don't pull out when you take the lace off the pins, they 
should not pull out the next week or month or year, etc.  All those 
stitches around the pins hold the shape of the lace.  (And assuming the 
lace is treated halfway decently and has not been attacked by the resident 
cats.)

I have to admit that I have done Floral Bucks and not Chantilly, but I 
think the same methods would work.  Any other ideas, fellow Arachneans?

Alice in Oregon  -- on a gray day when I have to make a cake for lace 
meeting potluck tomorrow -- Hallie's Surprise Blackberry Cake -- as ordered 
by a fellow lacemaker.

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[lace] Lace in Mexico?

2004-12-01 Thread Whitham
Dear Spiders,
I'm curious to whether there is any lacemaking in Mexico?  I will be in 
Nuevo Vallarta in January and it would be fun to see some.

I have just read the article on the Lace Guild's website about the lacemker 
in Sri Lanka, most enjoyable.

Thanks, Irene
Surrey, BC Canada 

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Re: [lace] Wool Felt? Synthetic Felt?

2004-12-01 Thread Fran Higham
 In a message dated 12/1/04 4:04:43 AM Eastern Standard Time,
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  Synthetics hold moisture more than wool?

Wool has many benefits that synthetics don't  One is that wool doesn't
mildew.

If one has pin cushions in which sewing sewing needles get stuck, wool which
still has some grease in it (from a hand spinner) is especially good as it
helps stop needles rusting (not for lace making obviously).

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2004-12-01 Thread Gwen O'Callaghan
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[lace] Re: Emery Powder Pin Cushion

2004-12-01 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
On Dec 1, 2004, at 3:57, Jean Barrett wrote:
Is this right? Synthetics hold moisture more than wool? Most peoples 
experiences of washing, (we all have to do some at some time) will 
have found that our synthetic clothes, nylon polyester etc. will dry 
much more quickly than wool or cotton. They do not seem to absorb 
moisture from the air as wool can.
They don't absorb moisture from anywhere; they're moisture repellent. 
Which is why I can't wear synthetic clothes; if I perspire, the 
perspiration stays close to the body forever, while the clothing itself 
is as dry as a bone. I'd assume the same would be true about emery 
powder within a synthetic felt casing; if the emery was dry to begin 
with - good; if it was somewhat damp, it'd stay that way forever.

I also avoid synthetics like a plague in connection with my lace 
(pincushion covers and stuffing, pillow covers and stuffing) because I 
absolutely *hate* to stick pins through/into such; they give off 
this... I don't know - a cross between a feeling of resistance and a 
tiny noise - which sets my teeth on edge.

Linen doesn't do it, cotton doesn't do it, wool doesn't do it, and 
neither do most silks. Rayon, for all it's touted as a natural fiber 
(being made from wood pulp, I think) doesn't behave like one in my 
opinion - I can't wear rayon clothes without being itchy or breaking 
out, any more than I can wear polyester or nylon ones.
---
Tamara P Duvall http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)

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[lace] Re: pair or two singles

2004-12-01 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
On Dec 1, 2004, at 14:32, Alice Howell wrote (in response to Julie):
When a thread has gone through 2-3-4 stitches/pins, it should be 
anchored, not loose.  If the thread is started along the gimp a few 
stitches ahead of where it will strike off on it's own, it should be 
secure.
It is safe, however suspect it may seem to be  :)  The only time it 
might not be safe is when *the same thread* which had been added as a 
passive ends up being removed 3-4 stitches later on, without a major 
change of drection (pin).  But chances of that happening are very slim 
in half-stitch and, if it looks like that's going to happen, you just 
add a twist, or remove another pair.

Polychrome adds and removes singles all the time; a pair composed of 
one thick (coloured worker) and one thin (same as the basic thread) 
thread is added for every motif. Like Chantilly, Polychrome is made in 
silk - slippery at all times. But the threads stay, and don't unravel.

Anyway, what's safe on removing is also safe on adding :) If you're 
really, really worried... Cloth stitch, instead of half-stitching, 
through the first/last pair you encounter in the operation.

Another method is to wind your pair full.  When it's time to throw out 
the threads, just lay the pair back to the top of the lace.  When 
needed the next time, pick them up and lay the threads back in the new 
place and continue working. [...]
Personally, I've never liked that one very much, because I like to add 
my pair/s at a certain angle (consistent with the path they'll take), 
and that's not always the angle at which they exited. Though, I 
suppose, one could skew the angle of re-entry to the correct one by 
choosing - carefully - the placing of the pin on which the loop of the 
extra thread is hooked... I've never heard of using that bypass before 
the re-entry before - thanks, Alice - so I didn't see the advantages 
of that method.

Though I don't see why you'd have to wind *a* pair full... A different 
pair comes in, and a different one goes out. At least, that's the 
optimum for security reasons, as I'd said above. Either all pairs ought 
to be wound full, or all pairs ought to be wound with one bobbin full 
and one skimpy. When the skimpy one runs out, you replace it - as you 
would a broken thread - with a full one...

If the threads don't pull out when you take the lace off the pins, 
they should not pull out the next week or month or year, etc.
All those stitches around the pins hold the shape of the lace.
A lot depends on the length of the added/removed thread, vide gimps 
surrounding individual honeycomb holes (flower centers, circles in the 
ground, etc).  I've seen plenty of laces where, after a time, some gimp 
bits stayed, but some slipped their moorings and disappeared altogether 
:) Less likely to happen in the 4-per-pin laces, but it does happen a 
lot in PG ones, when there are only 2 prs (one each side of overlap) to 
hold them in place. You can leave longer whiskers when trimming, but 
it looks ugly...

Happens less with gimps composed of several strands (say 6-8 threads of 
the basic thickness) than when using a special (but only 2-3 ply) gimp 
thread, which - once again - makes me take my (imaginary g) hat of to 
the lacemakers of old, who had it all figured out long before we came 
along with our puters... :)

---
Tamara P Duvall http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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[lace] Lace Guild's Lacemakers' Census

2004-12-01 Thread Tamara P. Duvall
On Dec 1, 2004, at 8:15, Sue Babbs wrote:
Mmm - yes! I'm also trying to decide on what to put on a luggage label.
Count me out on the also trying to decide g I spent over a year 
rejecting idea after idea, but have - finally - made my decision a few 
days ago; it'll be in Rosa Libre's rinse water technique :) I've been 
fiddlin' and fiddlin' with some ideas on it ever since I came back from 
the Ithaca worshop, and have come up with some elements which - I think 
- are still within the basic canon of it, but are also different 
enough to be called my own, and I don't mind owning to them.

A sample of the experiments will be going off to Cathy for approval 
soon, but, whether she approves or not, that's what I'll be sending to 
Hollies on my label g

And, yes, I do notice that the rules say: other than the addition of 
beads or raised petals, lace should be two-dimensional, when Rosa 
Libre's main attraction (for me, anyway) is its 3-dimensionality... 
But, that rule is below the statement of intent, which says: The 
Worldwide Lacemakers' Census is an attempt to obtain a snapshot of the 
work of lacemakers today. As Rosa Libre has pretty much obsessed me 
since I first saw it, and as I've done nothing else for the past 7 
weeks or so (since my return from Ithaca), I can't imagine a *truer* 
snapshot of my current work ;)

Wouldn't it be fun if we all made a label for the Lace Guild's census?
Aren't we all participating I should hope all of us are...
See the Census at the luggage label on
http://www.laceguild.demon.co.uk/
---
Tamara P Duvall http://lorien.emufarm.org/~tpd
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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Re: [lace] pair or two singles

2004-12-01 Thread J.Falkink-Pol
I sometimes use an intermediate form of throwing in pairs:
Half of the bobbins I wind as full as possible. For the other half I try to
assess the length needed (has been explained before, try to search the
archive http://www.mail-archive.com/lace@arachne.com/), and wind just that
on the other bobbin, or even knot very short ends to pre-wound bobbins
(don't mix Z and S twist, they'll undo each others twist). That reduces
constant winding / dsicarding / running by half.
Sometimes I cheat with an extra twist (not within half stitches) to exchange
long and short threads. This however takes more care for tensioning.

Ulricke Loehr's Handbuch mit 400 Tricks und Kniffen shows how to recover
from half stitch mistakes. German but the drawings speak for themselfs.

Jo Falkink

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[lace-chat] Humour

2004-12-01 Thread David Collyer
Subject: [Bulk] Truly...one of the funniest emails I've ever received
Ok...this one is a keeper. Enjoy your day!
deb
   Subject: Re: Science and Logic at its best
  
   The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of
   Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so
 profound
   that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet,
   which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as
 well.
  
   Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
   (absorbs heat)?
  
   Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
   (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some
   variant.
  
   One student, however, wrote the following:
   First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
   need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate
 at
   which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a
 soul
   gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
  
   As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
   Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state
   that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
 Since
   there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong
   to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
  
   With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of
   souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of
   change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order
 for the
   temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell
 has
   to expand proportionately as souls are added.
  
 This gives two possibilities:
  
   1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
   enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
 until
   all Hell breaks loose.
  
   2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
   Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
 over.
  
   So which is it?
  
   If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
   that, it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take
   into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2
 must
   be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already
 frozen
   over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over,
   it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
   extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine
   being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting Oh my God.
  
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[lace-chat] Tapestry frame

2004-12-01 Thread W N Lafferty
DH is weary-ing of turning bobbins, and wants to make
a floor standing embroidery/tapestry frame out of all (or
mostly all) turned pieces.   He saw a great ornate one
on the Antiques Roadshow a couple of years ago, and
he has some bits of pictures that just whet his appetite, but
they are not enough for him to know how such a frame
would be put together..

I say embroidery/tapestry frame, as to me (I'm not an
embroiderer), tapestry is woven.  This would be a big,
solid floor standing frame for taking large pieces of
say cross stitch or needlepoint (which I think a lot of
people call tapestry these days).  He wants to make it
out of good quality wood so it would be a real piece of
furniture in a living room.

Can anyone point me in the right direction?   Internet
searches have only brought up plain, straight pieces of
wood for the frame, except one site in the UK
(Highbury Leasure Centre) who had plan of a frame
involving turned wooden pieces. I've bought this, but
it's not to his liking.

Please reply direct to me, this is probably of no interest
to anyone else on Arachne chat

Noelene in Cooma
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Re: [lace-chat] Thanksgiving (was Christmas of old)

2004-12-01 Thread Weronika Patena
 Thanksgiving is not a holiday I grew up with, so I've only ever paid 
 scant attention to it - no more than I *had to* (like going to the bank 
 and PO a day before or forget it till Friday following). 

Yeah...  Maybe next year I'll finally remember to organize some food before
Thanksgiving instead of finding out all the restaurants are closed and eating
bread...

 In Poland of 
 my childhood and teens, we had something like harvest festival 
 (dozynki - gathering of last strands of grain), but we all thought it 
 was something contrived by the Communist government seeking to promote 
 the rule of workers and peasants 

Really?  I've always thought it was older than the communist government...  We
still had them when I was a kid (later we moved from a village to a city, so I
don't know if villages continued to have them).  

 BTW, someone sent me some info on Polish Christmas customs, which said 
 they differed in different parts of the country. They sure did, but the 
 website never mentioned the one I grew up with - that the gifts were 
 brought by the First Star of 24th. 

At least one side of my family had that one too.  Really, we had a combination: 
On I think Dec 6th, which is St. Nicholas Day in Poland, we got presents from
our immediate family from St. Nicholas, and then for Christmas we all visited
our grandparents and got presents from our extended families from the Star.
The Christmas Eve dinner started when the kids saw the first star (really
annoying when it's cloudy), and we got to open presents after dinner (according
to my friends you do in the next morning in the US - is that right?). 
It really is sort of strange that all the fun of Christmas was actually on the
day before, and then on actual Christmas Day we just ate leftovers and had to go
to church G. 

 A subtle reminder that the same star 
 announced the gift to mankind of the baby Jesus (if one's beliefs go 
 that way). Nevertheless, the gifts were dropped off under the tree, not 
 under a stable trough... :)

Is that a custom anywhere??

Weronika

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Weronika Patena
Caltech, Pasadena, CA, USA
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