HILLARY TO CHINA "STOP FORCED FAMILY PLANNING" The Hague - Netherlands New York Senator "wannabe", First Lady Hillary Clinton took the podium at a U.N. population conference and urged an end to what she called "forced family planning". Ms. Clinton's speech was seen as a thinly veiled critique of the Communist Chinese policy of forced abortion and sterilization. Pregnant Chinese women who do not have the proper license are arrested, forcibly aborted and are often sterilized, depending on the charges made by the communist People's Armed Police (PAP). There are no Court proceedings and PAP warrants can be issued on suspicion of illegal pregnancy. During the Nuremburg trials of Nazi leaders, forced abortions and acts of forced sterilization were ruled "war crimes". Ms. Clinton addressed 1,500 delegates in what was billed to be a world conference to empower women. Mrs. Clinton's sudden awareness of the communist Chinese policy is a propaganda ploy aimed at the remains of the tattered feminist movement in the post "Monica" world of Clinton lovers. President Clinton, accused of his own "forced family planning" in the White House, helped the red Police enforce the inhuman policy. President Clinton authorized the sale of secure Motorola radios and cellular phones to the People's Armed Police in July 1995. PAP orders to arrest, abort and sterilize are given over a secure Motorola radio system exported to the Chinese Gestapo with the loving approval of Bill Clinton. Motorola CEO Gary Tooker personally thanked Ron Brown for his efforts in obtaining the Clinton "Presidential waiver". http://www.softwar.net/tooker1.html "Co-President" Mrs. Clinton did not oppose the Motorola sale to the murdering red Gestapo agents nor did she raise human rights issues on her recent trip to China. BOMBS BEFORE BORSCHT The Kremlin - Moscow. First Deputy Prime Minister Yuri Maslyukov stated that Russia may lose its nuclear capability and soon be passed by China. Russian economic woes have left the aging ex-Soviet arsenal in a state of rapid decay. Western analysts predict Russian nuclear arsenals will fall to 600 to 800 weapons by 2010 while China is already engaged in a major missile expansion program. "The only thing Russia is respected in the world and which makes us worthy partners is our strategic missile forces," stated former General Alexander Lebed. Despite money troubles - all Russian political parties agreed in the Duma that missile forces must be supported. Russia is currently fielding a new force of mobile SS-27 Topol M missiles with the first deployment already taking place south of Moscow. PRC 2ND ARTILLERY ON VACATION - PLANNING SURPRISE VISIT? Taipei - Taiwan. The Communist Chinese Second Artillery Corps is on vacation and that should make everyone nervous. When the PRC 2nd Artillery steps out they like to party hard and take their toys with them. The 2nd Artillery is the Communist Chinese strategic missile force. The boys from the Chinese missile corps are rolling over 100 SUVs (sport utility vehicles) on a grand tour of the Chinese coast line opposite Taiwan along the straights of Formosa. Of course, no red rocket trooper SUV is complete unless it is armed with a Dong Feng - 15 or Dong Feng - 11 ballistic missile. The 100+ PRC mobile missile units are reportedly equipped with nuclear and chemical warheads. Chinese Communist diplomats openly brag the PRC missile troop vacation trip is designed to press Taiwan and Japan to NOT deploy anti-missile defenses. The pressure comes in a typical belligerent red way - nuclear tipped missiles pointed at Taiwan and Japan. In February 1996, the 2nd Artillery dropped several DF-15 dummy warheads only 20 miles off the Taiwan coast in a failed attempt to influence Taiwanese elections. SOFTWAR MAY OUT TOON STARS Richmond - Virginia In the spirit of TV hustler Jerry Faldwell outing Teletubbie Tinky Winky and pornster Larry Flynt putting a million dollar bounty on Republican sexual practices... Softwar announces it will launch a full investigation into allegations that Elmer Fudd is gay, and Bugs Bunny is bi. Evidence accumulated so far indicates that Fudd clearly speaks with a distinct accent. Fudd and Bunny have also engaged in on- screen kissing, marriage scenes and have appeared dressed as women in children's cartoons. Bunny is married and is confirmed to have fathered 1.98327 * 10^21 children. So far, no comment from any of the above toon stars, including Flynt and Faldwell. MARS DENIES MARVIN MET RON BROWN The Commerce Dept. - Washington, D.C. A spokesthing for the Imperial Atomic Martian Navy said there is "no evidence" that Ron Brown met with Marvin the Martian to arrange a Presidential waiver for the export of a uranium Q-38 space modulator. U.S. export trade laws cover uranium Q-38 space modulators under the Toon Munitions List (TML). They can only be licensed for export by the BATF (Bureau of Animated Toon Firearms). The official IAMN spokesthing also denied that little green men met Ron Brown just before his death. According to the Commerce Dept. and the DNC, the guys in the green suits with red stars that met with the Commerce Secretary were Leprechauns come to wish Brown a happy flight into Bosnia - AND NOT Chinese Army officers seeking the export of missile technology. According to the DNC, the large donations attributed to the Chinese Army were actually proceeds from a pot'o gold donated legally by the Leprechauns through their international union - ELF (Elfin Liberation Front). FIN ================================================================ 1 if by land, 2 if by sea. Paul Revere - encryption 1775 Charles R. 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