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New Possibilities
*Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak
out and remove all doubt.
** ~Abraham Lincoln~*
**
*This is as true in everyday life as it is in battle: we are
Given one life and the decision is ours whether to wait for
Circumstances to make up our mind, or
Right to the point.
The coyote problem. How the government works
The Coyote Problem
The Sierra Club and the U.S. ForestService were presenting an
alternative to the Wyoming ranchers for controllingthe coyote
population. It seems that after years of the ranchers usingthe tried
*Remember that ASAP means Always Say A Prayer
Quick Prayer
Please do not break. Just 27 words,
God, our Father, walk through my house and take away all my worries and
illnesses and please watch over and heal my family in Jesus name, Amen.
This prayer is so powerful. Pass
This is you
*STRONG PERSON*
*
A strong person knows how to keep their life in order. Even with tears in
their eyes, they still manage to say I'm ok with a smile. Send this to a
strong person. I just did. God is good. Change is coming. God saw your
sadness and said hard times are over. If you
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MONTANA RESTAURANT-Good Story
Montana Restaurant
This is a great story! The radio station America FM
was doing one of its 'Is Anyone Listening?' bits
this morning. The first question was, 'Ever have a
celebrity come up with the 'Do you know who I am?'
routine?'
A woman called in
Good Morning - Thought for the day
*Everything you've ever accomplished has been done
using just a small fraction of your capabilities.
What if you could make use of just a little bit more? *
*All that you've experienced has come from just a tiny corner in the
universe
of your possibilities.
The Rough Guide To Jazz And Blues Legends
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Open Heart
*The heart is like a flower-*
*unless it is open it cannot release its fragrance into the world. *
*The fragrance of the heart is made up of the qualities and virtues of our
spirit. *
*Most of us have learned how to keep our heart closed in a world that *
*would trample all over
Frog and the Female Golfer
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, If you release me from this trap, I will grant
you three wishes.
The woman freed the frog, and the frog
cannon balls
On the old sailing war ships it was necessary to keep a good supply of
cannon balls near the cannons.
But the problem was how to prevent them from rolling about the deck. The
storage method devised was to stack them as a square based pyramid, with
one ball on top resting on four
Manners
*A person of wisdom and spirituality has very beautiful *
*manners that have grown from genuine respect and love *
*for the whole of humanity.*
* *
*Manners in this sense have nothing to do with *
*culture or education: *
*it is simply a question of humility. *
* *
*When we are at the
Attorney's Advice
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*I thought this email has some very necessary advice for all of us -- so
check it out I have already been doing some of these things, but
it ALL makes good sense. *
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*Not A Joke!! **Even If you dislike
Entrepreneur dies at age 25 You gotta read this one.
Tragedy strikes again.
Another heartbreak for New Orleans!
It seems like every couple of days New Orleans loses one
of its treasured entrepreneurs.
Entrepreneur dies at age 25
Entrepreneur?
It took me a couple of minutes to
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*The Sensitive Man** *
*A woman meets a man in a bar.*
*
**They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together..*
*
**They get back to his place,** **
**And as he shows her around his apartment.** **
**She notices that one wall of his bedroom is
Completely filled with soft,
California Traffic Tickets Fines Effective 01/06/2011
THE LOS ANGELES TIMES HAS AN ARTICLE ON:
HUGE California Traffic Tickets Fines Effective 01/06/2011
Please be extremely careful in your driving and car registration
insurance matters. State of California is broke and they are
$5.37 but Only $4.68 for seniors...!
It could happen to any of us...
This is so funny; I hope you enjoy it.
$5.37! That's what the kid behind the counter at Taco Bell said to me.
I dug into my pocket and pulled out some lint and two dimes and
something that used to be a Jo lly Rancher.
Stop Stopping Yourself
*Stop stopping yourself. Stop holding yourself back.
Yes, the world throws all sorts of difficult challenges your
Way. And you can find a way to transcend every one of them.
Yet you must choose to do so. You must make the commitment,
Deep within yourself, to live with
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Self Management
*You are responsible for everything that happens in your life. Learn to
accept total responsibility for yourself. If you do not manage yourself,
then you are letting others have control of your Life. These tips will help
you manage you.
Here is a list of things that help you in
Highway to Success
*Whatever you want in life, you must give up something to get it.
The greater the value, the greater the sacrifice required of you.
Everything has a price.*
*There's a price to pay if you want to make things better,
And a price to pay for just leaving things as they are.*
NIGHT NURSE
The more you think about this one, the funnier it gets.
Short sweet, a good one.
A very tired nurse walks into a bank,
totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
Preparing to write a check, she pulls a
rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.
When she
If My Body Were a Car *This is just too funny - scary how true it
is!! **
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it
in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish
and my paint job is getting a little dull
But that's not the
The Greatest
The highest aim in life - To know God and do His will!
The most enriching good habit - Complimenting others
The most destructive bad habit - Worry
The greatest joy - Giving
The greatest loss - Loss of self-respect
The most satisfying work - Helping others
The ugliest personality
An old friend passed away
Sad News
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased
*Summer of 1961
*It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1961, and Fred had a
date with Peggy Sue.
He arrived at her house and rang the bell.
'Oh, come on in!' Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in.
'Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink?
*The Black Bra (as told by a woman)**
**
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by
greeting them at the door
Wearing a black bra, stiletto heels
The Year 1955 !!!
*Comments made in the year
*1955!
*(That's 55 years ago!)*
*'I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way
they are, it's going to be impossible*
*To buy a week's groceries for $20.00.
*
'Have you seen the new cars coming out next year?
It won't be long before
Perks of being 50 or over 60+ (S true) cyn
THOUGHT THESE WERE REALLY FUNNY AND UNFORTUNATELY,VERY TRUE !
.
*Someone had to remind me,*
*so I'm reminding you, too.*
*Don't laugh* *It is all true!**
Perks of reaching 50*
*or being over 60*
*And **heading towards*
*70
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smart dumb at the same time
I decided that I needed a few days off and realized that I had run out
of
vacation time already. I figured the best way to get the Boss to send
me
home was to act a little crazy, thinking he'd think I was burning out
and
give me some time off. I came in to
(pls watch) Austrian MP Ewald Stadler adresses Turkish Ambassador with Eng
Subs
Wouldn't it be great if we had someone in our congress stand up like this
guy does?
Bill
Austrian MP Ewald Stadler adresses Turkish Ambassador with Eng Subs
*English subtitles but its worth the annoyance...*
Dreams Come True
Climb Until Your Dream Comes True
Often your tasks will be many,
And more than you think you can do
Often the road will be rugged
And the hills insurmountable, too
Always remember, the hills ahead
Are never as steep as they seem,
And with faith in your heart start
home made worcestershire sauce
Consider making your own Worcestershire sauce at home. It does contain a lot
of ingredients, but the method is very simple and easy. Prep Time: 15
minutesCook Time: 3 hours, 15 minutesIngredients:
- 2 tablespoons olive oil
- 2 large sweet onions, roughly
Betcha haven't seen this one
*The K-7 first flew on 11 August 1933
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalinin_K-7
In 1930s the Russian army was obsessed with the idea of creating huge
planes. At that time, they were proposed to have as many propellers as
possible to help carry those huge
How to cook a turkey This is really very good!! Watch to the end!!
Very good recipe and info for all us Turkey lovers...watch to the end.
Vraiment bonne recette t information... regarder juaqua la fin.
This is good even if you already know how to cook a turkey.
If you have speakers,
*POOF... and the light goes off!!!*
*
*
*A 77-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with
normal results. The doctor says, 'Marv, everything looks great. How are you
doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'
Marv replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I
*Scotch with two drops of water**
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops
of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says,
'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today..'
The bartender says, 'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll
*T**en Great Tips For 2011*
1. Stay out of trouble
2. Aim for greater heights.
3. Stay focused on your job.
4. Exercise to maintain good health.
5. Practice team work.
6. Rely on your trusted partner to watch your back. Take your time
trusting others.
7. Save for rainy
This should be Posted in every school in the USA
*Only 31 words --- Think about it*
*Isn't life strange? *
*I never met one Veteran who enlisted to*
*fig**h**t for Socialism*
*
86% will send this on.*
*
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG,
OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ,
AND TO THE
*John 3:16*
* *
* *
*A little boy was selling newspapers on the corner, the people were in and
out of the cold.*
* *
*The little boy was so cold that he wasn't trying to sell many papers.*
* *
*He walked up to a policeman and said,*
*Mister, you wouldn't happen to know where a poor boy could
Caught In The Act
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.
While en route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man
suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act.
For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving
GOOD INFORMATION - use wasp spray instead of pepper spray
GOOD INFORMATION
I found this very interesting. Might be worth passing along.
I have a friend who is a receptionist in a church in a high risk area who
was concerned about someone coming into the office on Monday to rob them
when
Testicle Therapy:
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and
watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men
playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately
clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and
proceeded
please read re: Customer Service
Customer Service:
Any time you call an 800 number (for a credit card, banking, charter
communications, health insurance, insurance, you name it) and you are
transferred to a representative (like in India ), please consider doing
the following:
After you
My Week at the Gym
If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with
you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular
workout routine.
Dear Diary,
For my birthday this year, my sister purchased a week of personal training
at the local
WEST VA WOODEN LEG INSURANCE
A man and his wife, moved back home to West Virginia , from Ohio .
The husband had a wooden leg, and to insure it back in Ohio cost them $2000
per year!
When they arrived in West Virginia , they went to an insurance agency to
see how much it would cost to
Two hillbillies pondering college
Two Rednecks (Appalachian Americans), Larry and Doug, are sitting at
their favorite bar, drinking beer.
Larry turns to Doug and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through
life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community
College and sign up
God's Moments
Happy moments,Praise God. Difficult moments,Seek God. Quiet
moments,Worship God.Painful moment,Trust God. Every moment,Thank
God.If God brings you to it He will bring you Through It. Give and
Trust God in all that comes no matter what it is. God
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*1/2 stick of butter - soft*
*1 8 oz. cream cheese - soft*
*1/2 to 1 cup sifted powered sugar*
*add 2 boxes chocolate pudding to *
*3 1/2 cups milk*
*12 oz. Cool Whip*
**
*Crumble 20 oz. package of Oreo Cookies*
*7 oz. size (new) clay flower pot*
*Cover bottom of the
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Why O Why do people have to take a great story, figure it isn't good enough,
then embellish it. Thereby creating not a tribute but a pack of lies and
then spread it around the internet bringing in my opinion tarnished glory to
the Hero. I went looking for
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Wow! This is amazing, and, why the heck are we not doing this now??
He even put in styrofoam for heaven's sake Does our oil patch know
about this?
Worth watching!
Hope this works...great idea.
*Vietnam** Wall *
*The link below is a virtual wall of all those lost during the Vietnam war
with the names, bio's and other information on our lost heroes. Those who
remember that time frame, or perhaps lost friends or family can look them up
on this site. Pass the link on to others, as many
Kielbasa Stew
This one will stick with you, on
those cold Winter nights. Fresh
Parsnips are subbed for potatoes,
cutting carbs, and creating an
entirely new taste ...
Ingredients
- 2 pounds kielbasa sausage, cut into 1 inch pieces
- 1 1/2 pounds sauerkraut, drained and rinsed
- 2 Granny
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This was at Texas Tech University Basketball game . . . .The National
Anthem is sung by five young ladies. You have never heard it performed
better than this! An entire arena remains completely silent throughout the
song. You could hear a pin drop. Take a moment to listen to
Home Remedies for Diabetes,Acidity,Blood Pressure, Cholesterol,Joint
Pains,Lungs Liver Problems,etc.
*Cure for Acidity. * (Courtesy Col Suresh Kandoth,MD)
Acidity, it is said, is worse than Cancer. It is one of the most common
disease people encounter in their daily life. The home remedy for
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to offend everyone
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
*
**
** **Juan on Juan*
*
**What is a Yankee?*
*
**The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.*
*
**What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?*
*
**The position of the dirt bag*
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*
**Why
This is one smart law student. It is scary how much sense he makes in
one so young.John J. Wall (JJW) for President
DIVORCE
AGREEMENT
THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A
YOUNG PERSON, A
Honey and Cinnamon
A MIXTURE FOR CURES
INTRODUCTION
¬ It is found that a mixture of Honey and Cinnamon cures most diseases.
¬ Honey is produced in most of the countries of the world.
¬ Ayurvedic, as well as Yunani medicine, have been using honey as a vital
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Kilogram is losing weight, say experts
London , Jan 24 (ANI): Experts want to redefine the kilogram, which came
into existence two centuries ago. They fear it is not as constant as it
should be.
Experts are willing to make the changes so that it is no longer based on the
mass of a solid
*To My Other Eye*
*Think about this for a minute*
*If you happened to show up on my door step crying,*
*I would care!*
*If you called me and asked*
*me to pick you up because something happened,*
*I would come!*
*If you had one day left*
*to live your life,*
*I would want
ObamaCare is coming down!
Mathew Staver, Founder and Chairman
Liberty Counsel
There are many new developments suggesting that the
ObamaCare healthcare reform bill is in much greater
jeopardy than its radically liberal supporters have
been willing to admit. Working
Life's truisms...
THESE ARE REALLY BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN. ENJOY!
Life's truisms...Someone has written these beautiful words. One must read
and try to understand the deep meanings in them. They are like the Ten
Commandments to follow in life all the time.
1] Prayer is not a spare wheel that
sex
*Illegal Immigrant
An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker .
Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?
he asks.
$100,
she replies.
In broken English, he says,
Do you do immigrant style?
No
she says.
I pay you $200 to do immigrant style.
No,
she says, not knowing what
I was told that it will only impact sales in excess of $500,000.
Will you ever sell your house?
*This has gone way beyond the point of ridiculous! They go to these
Universities and manage to convince so many of the young students in America
today to vote for this sick agenda, not
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Three third-graders from Tennessee – an Irish kid, an Italian kid and
a Black kid -were on the playground at recess. The Irish kid
suggested that they play a new game. “Let’s see
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the Croatian Allstar game.* They do a 720 dunk, triple rider dunk, double
pyramid front flip dunk and many more in this combination of basketball and
gymnastics. Click Here Dunking
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How To Succeed
Don't talk negatively about people behind their backs. If you gossip, people
won't confide in you.
Mind your own business.
Try to work for someone who'll challenge your powers. You'll learn more in
a year than 4 years of college.
Successful bosses have good communication
BURMA SHAVE SIGNS (as complete a list as I've ever seen)
BURMA SHAVE SIGNS
*Burma Shave Signs* http://seniors-site.com/funstuff/burma.html
Postings of those old Burma Shave signs the were so much fun to look forward
to when traveling on roads across the United States. The signs were place at
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HIDDEN FOR HALF A CENTURY
The 1940 barn Dodge!
You have heard stories of barn finds before. Some sound incredible,
some unbelievable. Here's one that might top 'em all. It's the true story of
one 1940 Dodge Deluxe Sedan.
Back in
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*1. **snopes.com: Are Congressional Staffers and Family Members Exempt
from Repaying Student
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*Are congressional staffers and family members exempt from repaying their
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Be Content
*Wherever I am is wherever I am meant to be, *
*whatever I am doing is **whatever I am meant to be doing *
*and whatever everyone else is doing is exactly what they are *
*meant to be doing - **this is contentment. *
**
*If you do want to change where you are, or what you are doing, *
The Journey of the Soul
*Your heart is filled with pain,
Your mind cluttered with confusion.*
*Pieces of your life fall around you
Like raindrops in a storm.*
*The path you chose so long ago
Led you straight to hurts door.*
*Now your weary feet struggle
To find the road back home,
Searching for
Alexander The Great's Last 3 Wishes
Alexander, after conquering many kingdoms, was returning home. On the way,
he fell ill and it took him to his death bed. With death staring him in his
face, Alexander realized how his conquests,his great army, his sharp sword
and all his wealth were of no
Chuckle for the day
The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a
rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in
his late forties or early fifties.
May I help you sir?
she asked.
The man replied,
I want to see Valerie.
Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies.
Perhaps
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A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly
behaved 3 year-old grandson.
It’s obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child
screaming for
Enthusiasm
*When enthusiasm strikes, you know because you
Want to jump up and down and scream with
Happiness. It's a moment when your heart soars
Because you have just felt or done something that
Inspires you deep within.
Enthusiasm is where your body screams with
Excitement and you hear
Every one has A Chance To Be Successful
*People often handle life as they do bad weather. *
* They while away the time waiting for it to stop. *
* Yet the tide of opportunity comes to everyone. *
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* Opportunity knocks all the time, *
* But you've got to be ready for it. *
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under God and to keep our freedom, continue
reminding your local and Federal representatives. especially the newly
elected.*
--- On *Wed, 2/2/11, Bill Straziscar bstrazis...@gmail.com* wrote:
From: Bill Straziscar bstrazis...@gmail.com
Subject: NEW SPIDER FOUND IN UNITED STATES KILLING PEOPLE
Colonoscopy Journal - Very funny ale
This is the funniest thing I have ever read. If you ever had a
colonoscopy or are planning on one, you can't miss this one!!!
ABOUT THE WRITER
Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humour columnist for the Miami
Herald.
*Colonoscopy Journal:*
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Windows Shortcuts - A Big One
Run Commands:
Quote:
compmgmt.msc - Computer management
devmgmt.msc - Device manager
diskmgmt.msc - Disk management
dfrg.msc - Disk defrag
eventvwr.msc - Event viewer
fsmgmt.msc - Shared folders
gpedit.msc - Group policies
lusrmgr.msc - Local users and groups
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Give This To All Your Kick Ass Friends And If You Get 5 Back Then You're A
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