HTTP://WWW.STOPNATO.ORG.UK ---------------------------Subject: FW: Proud to be British??????????
>
>
>Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
> >
> > Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to
> > the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can
> > buy cigarettes at the front.
> >
> > Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,
>and
> > a DIET coke.
> >
> > Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to
> > the counters.
> >
> > Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the
>drive
> > and put our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
> >
> > Only in Britain... do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs
>of
> > eight.
> >
> > Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then
> > have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to
> > talk to in the first place.
> >
> > Only in Britain... are there handicap parking places in front of a
>skating
> > rink.
> >
> > 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
> >
> > 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
> >
> > 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
> > screwdrivers.
> >
> > 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the
> > fairy lights were plugged in.
> >
> > 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas
> > decorations were chocolate.
> >
> > British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling
> > accidents.
> >
> > 101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys
>pulled
> > out of the soles of their feet.
> >
> > 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
> > cigarette in their mouth.
> >
> > A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after
> > opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
> >
> > 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control
> > Scalextric cars.
> >
> > and finally.........
> >
> > In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the
> > toilet.
> >
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