Clurfield, sounds like a snob, who considers herself, "slumming"! I satnd by my review, that "Market", is New Orleans', Decatur Street-EAST! So I was there, for lunch and it was quiet and serene, with very soft jazz, emanating from Sirius, Radio. Everything was CLEAN, I was seated across from the bar, where I could survey everything! Too bad, the APP, picked, the evening hour, when they are super busy, with no time to really sit and talk, when they are a qazillion customers, waiting! What did "Miss Queen for a Day", expect? Note: "Queen For A Day", was a popular game show, back in the late 50's and mid-60's, where ordinary housewives, got a new washer and dryer, bedroom suite or living room. It was The Price is Right/Let's Make a Deal/Oprah, of its' day. Anyway, I LOVE the Place!
--- In AsburyPark@yahoogroups.com, "Hinge" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Below is the review of Market in the Middle from the Press. > Personally, I love Market in the Middle. It's one of the best things to happen in AP in ages. > I go there several times a week. The people who work there are great. I love the eclectic > blend of things they sell. I've never eaten at the restaraunt, but i've heard nothing but > good things about it. If I ever decide to enter the dating world again, Market in the Middle > will be one of the first places I take a date to. > Now here's the BS review... > "It's a madhouse at the entrance to Market in the Middle. When did the world start > congregating on Cookman Avenue in Asbury Park? There's overflow onto the sidewalk, > where folks are bravely dining in the chill. I square my shoulders and walk inside. > > We have reservations, thank goodness. Spur-of-the-moment types are being told the wait > is two hours. There's no room at the bar and no room to gather around the helter-skelter > layout of tables and shelves. I'm relieved when we're seated, even though it's at an > awkwardly positioned table, with racks sporting kitchenware for sale inches from my head. > I'm afraid to move, afraid I'll topple a display, and the poor floor crew can't help but bump > into the backs of our chairs as they try to maneuver. Do they ever say "sorry" or "excuse > me"? I'm not sure; the noise level is too high to hear the person next to me, let alone a > server ricocheting by. > > Market in the Middle, for all its deliberate casualness, is not a place to relax. The odd > layout, with its mix of bunched-up tables and for-sale merchandise, doesn't allow for a > sense of convivial community. If you're seated in the market part of this bistro-tavern- > store, you may feel like an afterthought; if you're at a table astride the bar, you may feel > shoved in. > > A half hour after being seated, I'm feeling put out: We've ordered a well-priced prosecco > from the wine list, but a different prosecco is presented. I inspect it, register it as > something likely higher in price than I wish to spend, and ask if the prosecco ordered > could be delivered. Several minutes lapse; the desired prosecco arrives. But the bottle is > room temp; sparkling wine needs to be served chilled. There's another wait. Market in the > Middle's wine guru arrives, pushing a Portuguese bubbly. Or perhaps, the guru says, > "Maybe you want a sweet wine?" I reconsider the wine list, order a Spanish cava, and get > shaken off again, like a pitcher rejecting a catcher's call. > > OK, I'll cut to the chase: The wine fridge was on the fritz, so nothing I want is going to be > available at the proper temperature. The deal is we take the Portuguese bubbly or well, > we never really learn the options. Which should have been explained to us from the get- > go. > > We go with the Portuguese sparkler. Nice, no cigar. > > Nor can I give a tout to the eclectic menu and the scattershot service at Market in the > Middle, the brainchild of veteran restaurateur Marilyn Schlossbach. The menu covers the > global waterfront of cuisines, and the wait staff runs from end to end of the hither-and- > yon space. No one person was in charge of our table, and it showed: no water refills, no > wine poured, no silverware replaced, no one keeping an eye on when to bring what course. > We'd barely tucked into appetizers when entrees were brought, returned to the kitchen, > then delivered again and, finally, awarded to us after we'd finished starters. We exchanged > apps plates for our main courses and proceeded. > > By this time, a very hard, ergonomically cruel chair was at war with my rump. > > My taste buds were at war with the very nearly duck-less "roasted duck over Grand Manier > raviolis with a fig duck confit," largely because the cloying port glaze and the duck-free, > fig-filled pasta pouches were achingly sweet. Olives billed to be stuffed with asiago are > heavily breaded balls of chopped tasteless olives and melted cheese, with a thickish, > tasteless mayonnaise offered as a dip. A plate of sliced potatoes, cornichons and onions > doused with melted raclette is pure comfort food, however, reminiscent of the fondue- > style dish served in Switzerland or the Savoie. It's tasty and simple. > > A salad given the Caesar moniker is chock-full of roasted red peppers, olives, sun-dried > tomatoes, cabbage and onions doused with a tomato-basil "Caesar" dressing. A Caesar, > it's not, but it is satisfying, if you flick to the side the stale croutons. > > We work hard to flag down a server to grant us spoons for our bouillabaisse, and are glad > we prevail: A good lot of properly cooked fishes, including shrimp, cod, salmon and > mussels, mingle with nuggets of sausage in a shellfish-scented broth that swarms around > a bed of risotto. The toasted slices of baguette are burned on the bottom, but who cares > when lovely fish meets lovely accents? Meanwhile, chicken filmed with a meek basil puree > and served over a bowl of spinach-garlic tortelloni washed with arugula pesto falters: The > two major elements of the dish are overcooked, rendering the chicken dry and the pasta > limp. > > Good-quality wild salmon topped with a rash of olives, tomatoes and garlic deserves > better: The accents are not uniformly chopped, so bursts of olive or tomato or garlic > drown out the admirably gamy taste of the lukewarm fish (which suffered from that re- > delivery issue). Dried-out couscous is the so-so side show. > > Another dish with great potential was ruined by a technical lapse in the kitchen. Who > dared to spray tinny-tasting, air-filled, frothy topping on the dynamite rice pudding? If > that's done to you, scrape it off and enjoy the flecks of coconut and ginger energizing the > creamy-textured pudding. Skip the goofy chocolate-covered, ice cream-filled "bamba" > balls in favor of a satisfying cappuccino creme brulee sporting a burnt-sugar crackling > crust. > > Market in the Middle may be suffering from success: Hey, if all these people are trying to > get in, it must be good, right? But its flaws, from uncomfortable accommodations to > careless service to inconsistent cooking, are too many for serious diners to ignore. It's a > scene and, as we know, scenes without substance can go quiet quickly." > Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AsburyPark/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AsburyPark/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! 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