In a message dated 11/12/2008 4:18:22 P.M. Eastern Standard Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
--- In AsburyPark@yahoogroups.com, "justifiedright" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > I was certain He an his Apostles would not address the issue directly. > No need to announce up front that you aren't. Always hoped that I'd be an apostle. Knew that I would make it if I tried. Then when we retire, we can write the Gospels, So they'll still talk about us when we've died. ====================== Cool. Then we can choose another apostle whose successors can pontificate, claim infallibility, and periodically, in the AP Press, declare liberal theology to be a heresy. And those who break the rules will have to wear hairshirts and self-flagellate daily at Press Plaza for 60 days. And if anyone deviates from official dogma, an Inquisition will be held at municipal court. All those found guilty will be burned at the stake on the beach in conjunction with the city's next fireworks celebration. We will demand tithes from all and declare ourselves a tax-exempt entity. We will open a storefront and use RLUIPA against any heathens who try to restrict us to zoning laws. Instead of Bingo, we will play Whack-a-Mole (a modern version of stoning) at the VFW but more frequently online. We will canonize Tillie and Madam Marie and erect statues to them on public property because they are part of our cultural history. **************Get the Moviefone Toolbar. Showtimes, theaters, movie news & more!(http://pr.atwola.com/promoclk/100000075x1212774565x1200812037/aol?redir=htt p://toolbar.aol.com/moviefone/download.html?ncid=emlcntusdown00000001) [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ------------------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AsburyPark/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AsburyPark/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
