Gifts of flowers and cards containing references to God continue to roll into Janet Reno's office, as controlling parents celebrate the restoration of God-given parental authority over Elian Gonzalez, and every American parent's right to secrete their child away from all witnesses and treat them in any manner the parent determines appropriate. After all, in a country where any parent can arrange for any child under 18 to be drugged, handcuffed, pepper sprayed, cattle prodded, and then hauled away to spend 2-3 years being brainwashed in a locked behavior modification facility, an occasional 6 year old being terrorized at gunpoint by jackbooted thugs and government stormtroopers is hardly any big deal. Thank God Janet Reno saw that Elian was "Scared Straight" for daring to defy his father on national television. Maybe what Elian should do is live in Cuba until he is 18, and enjoy the rights given to children under Communism, and then move to the US, and enjoy the right to treat his own children any way he feels like, with backup from Federal Agents with automatic weapons if his kids don't agree. It's the American way. It's God's way. It's Tim's Way. It's the Libertarian way. ----- WASHINGTON (AP) -- Attorney General Janet Reno has gotten dozens of bouquets and thousands of calls of support for reuniting Elian Gonzalez with his father. The office of Reno's secretaries was a riot of color and smelled like a florist shop as more than 50 bouquets, vases, boxes of flowers and other floral arrangements arrived by midday Tuesday with more on the way in. Every open, flat surface and most of the floor was covered with flowers. ``On my God, I can't believe this,'' Reno said when she returned from a day of meetings on Capitol Hill and at the White House. On Monday, the Justice Department received 12,874 calls about the case. Department officials did not have an exact breakdown but spokeswoman Carole Florman said they were mainly supportive. Some 600 calls came directly into the attorney general's office that day and they ran 9-1 in favor of Reno's action. One large mixed bouquet carried this card: ``God bless you. You did the right thing both morally and psychologically for this child. Marie DuMaine, licensed clinical social worker. Metairie, La.'' Another signed by three members of the Cuban-American League said, ``Congratulations on a job well done.'' The card with a small bouquet read: ``We strongly support you. The staff and management of the Watergate Florist.'' A card signed ``a friend in Miami, Kathleen,'' read: ``To thank you and congratulate you on having the courage to make a difficult decision. May God bless you.'' -- Eric Michael Cordian 0+ O:.T:.O:. Mathematical Munitions Division "Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be The Whole Of The Law"