--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Wonderful! > > It's got me imagining a story about some poor > schlep who works as a process server, and has > been assigned the task of nofifying God of > the lawsuit. What a cool scene it would be > if he succeeded, eh? > > Schlep: So dude...do you know where I could > find God around here? I've been looking for > him for some time. > > God: What have you been looking for Me...uh... > I mean, Him for? > > Schlep: I want to serve him. > > God: I just *love* that in a seeker. Ok, I'm God. > > Schlep: Cool. [ hands him a legal envelope ] > Consider yourself served. > > God: Shit. I *knew* I shouldn't have given those > peons Free Will...it's been nothing but a pain > in the ass ever since.
Excellent. But, no kidding everyone's at it: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1576068.html http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=56680 http://www.usatoday.com/news/religion/2008-07-09-gay-bible_N.htm http://s13.invisionfree.com/BP_Social/ar/t2921.htm Perhaps this is why we don't hear much from the big guy anymore, he's too busy briefing his legal team. > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Hugo" <richardhughes103@> wrote: > > > > Legal case against God dismissed. > > > > A US judge has thrown out a case against God, ruling that because > > the defendant has no address, legal papers cannot be served. > > > > The suit was launched by Nebraska state senator Ernie Chambers, who > > said he might appeal against the ruling. > > > > He sought a permanent injunction to prevent the "death, destruction > > and terrorisation" caused by God. > > > > Judge Marlon Polk said in his ruling that a plaintiff must have > > access to the defendant for a case to proceed. > > > > "Given that this court finds that there can never be service > > effectuated on the named defendant this action will be dismissed > > with prejudice," Judge Polk wrote in his ruling. > > > > Mr Chambers cannot refile the suit but may appeal. > > > > 'God knows everything' > > > > Mr Chambers sued God last year. He said God had threatened him and > > the people of Nebraska and had inflicted "widespread death, > > destruction and terrorisation of millions upon millions of the > > Earth's inhabitants". > > > > He said he would carefully consider Judge Polk's ruling before > > deciding whether to appeal. > > > > The court, Mr Chambers said, had acknowledged the existence of God > > and "a consequence of that acknowledgement is a recognition of > > God's omniscience". > > > > "Since God knows everything," he reasoned, "God has notice of this > > lawsuit." > > > > Mr Chambers, a state senator for 38 years, said he filed the suit > > to make the point that "anyone can sue anyone else, even God". > > > > > > From the BBC website: > > > > http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7673591.stm >
