-- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "martyboi" <martyboi@...> wrote: > > Dude, nobody in "Cali" smokes doobies anymore...everyone is vaporizing. That > is to say, they "vape."
You nailed it. I was just blowing smoke for comedic effect. > > Just in case anyone doesn't know... A vaporizer heats the "contents" to a > specific temperature that allows you to determine (by temperature) which > aspects of the contents you would like to imbibe. FYI, the heater on a > vaporizer is more than hot enough to ignite feathers. > > No smoke is emitted- after all smokers are considered "evil" here and are > properly sneered at with long condescending faces. There are three stores > within walking distance of my home in San Jose that sell the devices and/or > the "medicine." One location has a "medicine sharing room" to help the > "underprivileged". > > There is a lounge downtown where you are allowed to bring your own medicine. > It is basically like a very well appointed bar filled with young, extremely > beautiful ladies whose job it is to up-sell you overly-priced "munchies" > after the "medicine" kicks in. > > One dispensary is appropriately located next to my favorite Starbucks. Other > than seeing one elderly person in a walker, most of the clients appear to be > in their early to mid twenties....I didn't know our youth were so ill. > > Here's a link to a video of the lounge: > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgoewwiaWqo > > P.S. The city just voted to reduce the number of dispensaries to 10. The Fed > are also coming up with creative ways to hassle the landlords and are issuing > threats of jail time..to the building owners..not the dispensary > operators..... > > > > -- > > Closer to home, if a doobie lights up you need to blow it out or you risk > > ejecting the contents by shaking it and igniting the feathers in the > > chick's hair next to you. Turns out that burning off one side of a chick > > wearing the hemp vest's hair is a deal killer for hooking up that night > > even if you point out that now she is so hideous that she is lucky that you > > are even hitting on her. Chicks are so inscrutable. > > >
