Since Chuckie started this line, I expect Alan to weigh in with a sonnet. Regards, Richard Schuh
> -----Original Message----- > From: The IBM z/VM Operating System > [mailto:ib...@listserv.uark.edu] On Behalf Of Brian Nielsen > Sent: Wednesday, September 23, 2009 12:56 PM > To: IBMVM@LISTSERV.UARK.EDU > Subject: Re: HCPCQU361E LOGOFF/FORCE pending for user OPERATR4 > > In limerick: > > A user in LOGOFF/FORCE pending > is in dire need of some mending. > An IPL I avoid, > lest the users get annoyed, > so a fix my way should be wending. > > > Brian > > > On Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:01:57 -0400, peter.w...@ttc.ca wrote: > > >Or maybe a haiku? > > > >FORCE or LOGOFF pends > >What options have I today? > >Next summer too far > > > >Peter > > > > > >-----Original Message----- > >From: The IBM z/VM Operating System > [mailto:ib...@listserv.uark.edu] On > >Behalf Of Alan Altmark > >Sent: September 23, 2009 14:49 > >To: IBMVM@LISTSERV.UARK.EDU > >Subject: Re: HCPCQU361E LOGOFF/FORCE pending for user OPERATR4 > > > >On Wednesday, 09/23/2009 at 02:05 EDT, Suleiman Shahin > ><s_s_sha...@hotmail.com> wrote: > >> That's exactly what I want to avoid. besides, this user > can stay hung > >> = > > >all it > >> wants. > >> > >> So, wait is the best option. In the meantime, I might open a ticket > >with > >the > >> support center. > > > >Follow Marcy's advice. Get a SNAPDUMP and open a PMR. We > should simply= > > > > >change the text of the message to say "LOGOFF/FORCE pending. If it > >doesn't complete in the next 15 minutes (or highest MITIME), get a > >SNAPDUMP and open a PMR." [Go away. What? Oh, alright, I'll tell > >him.] > >He Who Must Not Be Named just handed me this. He says to "just chant > >the > >magic spell" when you call. > > > > I have a problem, if I may; > > It's one that's never ending. > > I have a guest who's here to stay, > > With a FORCE or LOGOFF pending. > > > > I have a dump for you to see > > And save me from this hell. > > Is it something I can fix? > > Or must I IPL? > > > > Tell me not "Just use STORE HOST!" > > For that command I fear -- > > One mistake, and Doom will fall! > > I think I'll have a beer. > > > > -- Chuckie > > > >Alan Altmark > >z/VM Development > >IBM Endicott > > > > > >The information transmitted is intended only for the person > or entity to= > > which it is addressed and may contain confidential and/or privileged > material. Any review retransmission dissemination or other use of or > taking any action in reliance upon this information by > persons or entitie= > s > other than the intended recipient or delegate is strictly > prohibited. If= > > you received this in error please contact the sender and delete the > material from any computer. The integrity and security of > this message = > > cannot be guaranteed on the Internet. The sender accepts no > liability fo= > r > the content of this e-mail or for the consequences of any > actions taken o= > n > the basis of information provided. The recipient should > check this e-mai= > l > and any attachments for the presence of viruses. The sender > accepts no = > > liability for any damage caused by any virus transmitted by > this e-mail. = > > This disclaimer is property of the TTC and must not be altered or > circumvented in any manner. > >========================= > ========================== > ======================= >
