ROTL ROTL ROTL gue nonton TNA Wrestling jadi gak konsen... :)) :)) --- ãndré <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> list of product warnings, considering laws of modern physics: > > WARNING: This Product Warps Space and Time in Its Vicinity. > > CAUTION: The Mass of This Product Contains the Energy > Equivalent of 85 Million Tons of TNT per Net Ounce of > Weight. > > HANDLE WITH EXTREME CARE: This Product Contains Minute > Electrically Charged Particles Moving at Velocities in > Excess of Five Hundred Million Miles Per Hour. > > CONSUMER NOTICE: Because of the "Uncertainty Principle," > It Is Impossible for the Consumer to Find Out at the Same > Time Both Precisely Where This Product Is and How Fast > It Is Moving. (Note: This one is optional on the grounds > that Heisenburg was never quite sure that his principle > was correct) > > ADVISORY: There is an Extremely Small but Nonzero Chance > That, Through a Process Know as "Tunneling," This Product > May Spontaneously Disappear from Its Present Location and > Reappear at Any Random Place in the Universe, Including > Your Neighbor's Domicile. The Manufacturer Will Not Be > Responsible for Damages or Inconvenience That May Result. > > ATTENTION: Despite Any Other Listing of Product Contents > Found Hereon, the Consumer is Advised That, in Actuality, > This Product Consists Of 99.999999999% Empty Space. > > PLEASE NOTE: Some Quantum Physics Theories Suggest That > When the Consumer Is Not Directly Observing This Product, > It May Cease to Exist or Will Exist Only in a Vague and > Undetermined State. > > HEALTH WARNING: Care Should Be Taken When Lifting This > Product, Since Its Mass, and Thus Its Weight, Is Dependent > on Its Velocity Relative to the User. > > :D > > > ERI wrote: > > Yup, that's it... > > Always Physics. > > Dan banyak film2 menarik bisa kita bikin dengan modal fisika... > > Contoh, ya Star Trek..... > > > > Salam, > > Eri > > > > > > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Indo-StarTrek (Indonesia Star Trek Community) > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/indo-startrek > "...to boldly go where no Indonesian has gone before." > ------------------------------------------------------ > Website: http://www.indo-startrek.org > Forum: http://www.indo-startrek.org/forum > Friendster: http://www.friendster.com/isc2006 > =/\= ============================================ =/\= > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > a.r.l.a.n ________________________________________________________ Lelah menerima spam? Surat Yahoo! mempunyai perlindungan terbaik terhadap spam. http://id.mail.yahoo.com/
