Kate,

Here are some of Joni's Carey stories.  I transcribed the first excerpt from
the tape of her November 1972 Troubadour show (hey Les do I get some typing
credit? ;-)  Maybe someone would like to take on another new project to
start transcriptions of her stories from the live performances - heehee)
I also recall Joni talking about Carey on another tape (or maybe earlier on
this one) where she said that she ran into him a few years later wandering
around at the So Cal Renaissance Fair!  Please excuse my lack of knowledge
of the proper Greek or Crete (Cretian?) names and typos. The rambling
grammar below is all Joni ;-)  Kakki


"I went to Greece a couple years ago and over there I met a very
unforgettable character. I have a hard time remembering people's names like
so I have to remember things by association, even unforgettable characters,
I have to remember by association, so his name was "Carrot" Raditz, Carey
Raditz, and oh, he's a great character.  He's got sort of a flaming red
personality, and flaming red hair and a flaming red appetite for red wine
and he fancied himself to be a gourmet cook, you know, if he could be a
gourmet cook in a cave in Matala. And he announced to my girlfriend and I
the day that we met him that he was the best cook in the area and he
actually was working at the time I met him - he was working at this place
called the Delphini restaurant - until it exploded, singed half of the hair
off of his beard and his legs, and scorched his turban, melted down his
golden earrings.  Anyway, one day he decided he was going to cook up a
feast, you know, so we had to go to market because like in the village of
Matala there was one woman who kind of had a monopoly - well actually there
were three grocery stores but she really had a monopoly and because of her
success and her affluence she had the only cold storage in the village, too,
so she had all the fresh vegetables and all the cold soft drinks and she
could make the yogurt last a longer than anyone else, and we didn't feel
like giving her any business that day. Rather than giving her our business
we decided to walk ten miles to the nearest market. So I had ruined the pair
of boots that I'd brought with me from the city because they were really
"citified" kind of slick city boots that were meant to walk on flat
surfaces.  The first night there we drank some Raqui and I tried to climb
the mountain and that was the end of those shoes. So he lent me these boots
of his which were like Li'l Abner boots - like those big lace-up walking
boots and a pair of Afghani socks which made my feet all purple at the end
of the day and I laced them up around my ankles and I couldn't touch any -
the only place my foot touched was on the bottom, you know, there was
nothing rubbing in the back or the sides - they were huge and he wasn't very
tall, either, come to think of it was kind of strange - I guess he had sort
of webbed feet or something  but we started off on this long trek to the
village, I forget the name of it now, between Matala and the Racqlian -and
started off in the cool of the morning and by the time we got halfway there
we were just sweltering me in these thick Afghani socks and heavy woolens
and everything, so we went into the ruins of King Phestos's palace to sit
down and have a little bit of a rest and while we were there these two
tourist buses pulled up and everybody got off the buses in kind of an
unusual symmetry, you know, they all sort of  walked alike and talked alike
and they all kind of looked alike and they all filed over to a series of
rubblely rocks- a wall that was beginning to crumble - lined themselves up
in a row and  took out their viewing glasses, overgrown opera glasses, and
they started looking at the sky and suddenly this little speck appeared on
the horizon that came closer and closer, this little black speck.  Cary was
standing behind all of this leaning on his cane and as it came into view he
suddenly broke the silence of this big crowd and he yells out "it's ah
MAAGPIE" in his best North Carolina drawl.and suddenly all the glasses went
down in symmetry and everybody's heads turned around to reveal that they
were all very birdlike looking people.  They had long skinny noses -
really - they had been watching birds so long that they looked like them,
you know - and this one woman turned around and she says to him (in British
accent) "it's NOT a magpie - it's a crooked crow." Then she very slowly and
distinctly turned her head back, picked up her glasses and so did everybody
else and we kept on walking.  Bought two kilos of fish which would have
rotted in the cave hadn't it been for the cats.  When we got back from that
walk Stelios, who was the guy who ran the Mermaid Cafe, had decided to put
an addition on his kitchen which turned out to be really illegal and it was
so illegal, as a matter of fact, that the Junta dragged him off to jail and
torture was legal over there - they burnt his hands and his feet with
cigarette butts mainly because they hated, you know, all of the Canadians
and Americans and wandering Germans living in the caves but they couldn't
get them out of there because it was controlled by the same archaeologist
that controlled the ruins of King Phestos's palace and he didn't mind you
living there as long as you didn't Day-Glo all of the caves and everyone was
like putting all of their psychedelia over all this ancient writing. So they
carted him off to jail and when we arrived..."(tape cuts off here)

More Joni on Carey from the Vanity Fair interview - June 1997 at
http://www.jmdl.com/articles/docs/9706vf.cfm

"I'd say that I was born with a gift of metaphor-which you can translate
into any of the arts quite nicely-and a love of color: for the eyes, color
for the ears. And I like colorful people. Some of the people that have
remained in my life entered my life in a colorful way. Carey Raditz [the
inspiration for the song "Carey"] blew out of a restaurant in Greece,
literally. Kaboom! I heard, facing the sunset. I turned around and this guy
is blowing out the door of this restaurant. He was a cook; he lit a gas
stove and it exploded. Burned all the red hair off himself right through his
white Indian turban. I went, 'That was an interesting entrance-I'll take
note of that.'

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