If I, Amelia C. Bactrianus, win the current London.pm election and become leader of the group I promise to:
Encourage complete and utter delegation. I myself do not have enough time to organise everything that the group should do. I will instead nominate members who seem capable, to organise Be the one point of contact for the group Encourage more stuffed, non-living members Represent London.pm's interests - the aforementioned delegation will mean that the group does entirely what it wants Encourage more trips to the zoo so that the group can understand the magical power of camels Encourage spreading the word of Perl throughout a) London's other groups b) Europe c) The World Encourage trips to restaurants to eat a wide range of foods (not including camel) Encourage more projects like NMS, but make sure that from the start the projects are open to all and have a short-term positive plan Encourage more drinking in pubs whose name contain the word "camel" Encourage attendance at technical meeting and Perl conferences Encourage social meets in large desserts (trifles, pancakes, etc.) Encourage more media hacking and publicity for the group Publically humilate camel violators To summarise: A vote for Amelia is a vote for you! Amelia -- ... A vote for Amelia is a vote for stuffed toys everywhere!
