I sure think we are coming to the end of the world. People are paying to download ringtones!
Tomorrow the day will come that these phone companies will buy the ringtone companies and sell us a phone without a ringtone. In such an event you will have to start guessing if your phone is ringing or not. So after a few frustrated and embarrassing attempts you will be forced to buy this so called ringtone from the phone company that bought the ringtone company and it will cost you more than a dime for a chime. I am not sure if we should term it as a Biblical-class plague. The marketing guys will shortly come up with a more creative name for this situation which is more inclusive of all religions. You will have to wait for another 6 months, the apple iPhone 6 is about to release and with this release I am given to understand that the Satanic Versus will surely deliver. In case they don't wait another 6 months then we will have the iPhone 7, then the iPhone 8, then the iPhone 9, then the iPhone 10, then the iPhone 11, then the iPhone 12 followed by the iPhone 14 since 13 is unlucky they will skip a whole production module and during this time the boys at their manufacturing plant in China will be set free for 6 months to persue other careers like Sumo Wrestling or running for the president of the USA. Meanwhile a few fellow citizens of the planet will by all the ringtones they can before they stop making ringtones. Get your ringtone today! Mujtaba Merchant Bangalore, India "Motivation is what gets you started, habit is what keeps you going." ~ Jim Rohn -----Original Message----- From: Mobile.accessindia [mailto:mobile.accessindia-boun...@accessindia.org.in] On Behalf Of P. Subramani Sent: Friday, July 25, 2014 7:47 PM To: mobile.access india Subject: [Mobile.AI] shocking! A wave of plague and pestilence is descending upon our world all of a sudden: Bubonic plague, Chikungunya virus, airborne MERS, superbugs and other exotic diseases are cropping up everywhere with no unifying explanation. Is this the beginning of Biblical-class plague? http://www.naturalnews.com/046146_Biblical_plague_famine_infectious_disease. html The DEA has completely lost its mind and is now charging Fedex with felony crimes for delivering packages that happened to contain prescription drugs: http://www.naturalnews.com/046143_FedEx_DEA_prescription_drug_delivery.html Probiotics help lower blood pressure: http://www.naturalnews.com/046142_probiotics_blood_pressure_stomach_ulcers.h tml Water wars have begun in California. The era of cheap, easy water is now OVER: http://www.naturalnews.com/046137_drought_water_wars_California.html Finally, here are 3 important articles you need to read on Monsanto, the plague and the future of America: http://www.naturalnews.com/046130_Monsanto_plague_overthrow_of_America.html -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <http://accessindia.org.in/pipermail/mobile.accessindia_accessindia.org.in/a ttachments/20140725/a2caf605/attachment.html> Search for previous postings at: http://www.mail-archive.com/mobile.accessindia@accessindia.org.in _______________________________________________ Mobile.accessindia mailing list Mobile.accessindia@accessindia.org.in http://accessindia.org.in/mailman/listinfo/mobile.accessindia_accessindia.or g.in to post send mail to: mobile.accessindia@accessindia.org.in Disclaimer: 1. Contents of the mails, factual, or otherwise, reflect the thinking of the person sending the mail and AI in no way relates itself to its veracity; 2. AI cannot be held liable for any commission/omission based on the mails sent through this mailing list.. Search for previous postings at: http://www.mail-archive.com/mobile.accessindia@accessindia.org.in _______________________________________________ Mobile.accessindia mailing list Mobile.accessindia@accessindia.org.in http://accessindia.org.in/mailman/listinfo/mobile.accessindia_accessindia.org.in to post send mail to: mobile.accessindia@accessindia.org.in Disclaimer: 1. Contents of the mails, factual, or otherwise, reflect the thinking of the person sending the mail and AI in no way relates itself to its veracity; 2. AI cannot be held liable for any commission/omission based on the mails sent through this mailing list..
