On Fri, 03 Oct 2003 17:48:47 +1000 Stephen Kuhn <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> uttered:
> * Tyres 2mm thick that puncture when you're on the road > * An engine that rumbles nicely whilst parked, but dies when you get > on the road > * No seatbelts and no air-bag cushions > * You can only seat one > * You don't choose the colour or style of the car > * You don't really choose the music on the stereo - it's chosen for > you and you decide from what's already chosen what you want to listen > to.* There is no windscreen > * There are no mirrors > * No locks of whatever type or kind > * The steering wheel is not bolted to the column > * You have to purchase petro from only one source, and that source is > 1000km away so you have to ship it to the vehicle - your cost. > * The maker flatly denies any responsibility for anything that ever > happens to the vehicle once it's sold to you. You haven't actually read the *entire* EULA, have you?! -- HaywireMac Registered Linux user #282046 Homepage: www.orderinchaos.org ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Mandrake HowTo's & More: http://twiki.mdklinuxfaq.org ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all. -- Arthur Balfour
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