On Friday 09 April 2004 02:42 am, Stephen Kuhn wrote: > On Fri, 2004-04-09 at 16:14, JoeHill wrote: > > Whatever happened to that Mandrake-based pr0n distro we were going to put > > out, you know, the one that comes on like 4 DVD's (hmmm, poor choice of > > words there). > > > > I always thought that was a great idea, all you need is the kernel, > > XFree, video and image viewer apps, and 20 GB of, well, pr0n. > > ANNOUNCING NEW LINUX DISTRO! > > [AP-ROOTERS] Kilgore Trout Enterprises announced today the availability > of their specially packaged linux distribution code named "Pr0nix" which > will be aimed at mainly online pornography surfers and other > alternatively minded individuals. so is this a fork, or just the new name for the 2.6.x kernel version of the drity old MANdrake version?
> > The distribution is running the 2.6 linux kernel, and comes with a large > array of software for maintaining anonymity whilst online, retrieving > binary images from newsgroups, securely retrieving binary images and > movies from the web, file sharing and assorted other software tools and > utilities favoured by most wankers. > > For this distro, "Tux" - the famous linux penguin has been renamed to > "Phux" and the lovable image of "Tux" has been carefully edited to > reflect the nature and theme of the distro. The entire distro has been > slimmed and trimmed for lightening speed and responsiveness and also has > some fail-safes built in that allow for complete wiping of the end-users > hard drive should they become suspect to the local or federal police. > > Aside from the vast array of software that comes bundled, the distro > also comes with 10gb of hardcore movies and another 20gb of specially > chosen pornography. For the mere cost of $299 USD, the value is already > there. > > stephen kuhn - owner > ============================== > illawarra computer services > a kuhn media australia company > http://kma.0catch.com > ------------------------------------------------------------------ > * This message was composed on a 100% Microsoft free computer * > We expressly refuse to utilise Microsoft DRM encoded documents > ------------------------------------------------------------------ > Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to > time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. -- Oscar Wilde, > "The Critic as Artist" -- linux counter #167806
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