As the economic crisis brings us to the edge of a depression, moonbats
are rubbing their hands with glee. Chirps Paul Crutzen, who won a
Nobel Prize for his environmentalist research:

    It's a cruel thing to say … but if we are looking at a slowdown in
the economy, there will be less fossil fuels burning, so for the
climate it could be an advantage.

Crutzen is paid to pretend that fossil fuels don't just heat your
house, but the whole planet, which liberals see as a bad thing,
despite the threat of a mini ice age.

Fortunately, economic depression — which would be the inevitable
result of implementing the environmental agenda — is not the only
solution to the phantom global warming menace. Crutzen has suggested
recreating hell on earth in another way:

    He believes that dispersing 1 million tons of sulfur into the
stratosphere each year, either on balloons or in rockets, would
deflect sunlight and cool the planet.

We already have some sulfur in the air; it comes down as acid rain,
which eats statues and buildings in addition to poisoning plants and
fish. But Crutzen says not to worry about that.

Even for an environmentalist mad scientist, economic collapse does
have one drawback:

    [T]hings may get worse if there is less money available for
research and that would be serious.

With his funding potentially threatened, Crutzen catches a glimpse of
reality: modern environmentalism is a frivolous fad that only people
with more money than they know what to do with can afford.

http://www.moonbattery.com/
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