I'm waiting on a response from Mr. Rockwell, apparently he is on holidays.
On Oct 9, 3:09 pm, "M.A. Johnson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Men Plan, God (and the Market) Laughsby Bill Butler > Thank goodness George W. Bush has decided to"do something"about the crashing > stock market and credit crisis. The United States’cheerleader-in-chiefhas > decided to hold a world economic summit with the stated purpose of solving > the world economic crisis and "unfreezing" credit markets. Whew, what a > relief. We can now lift the ban on short-selling financial stocks, for no one > would be so unwise to short financial stocks knowing that George W. Bush > andsocialistsandcentral plannersfrom every corner of the globe are coming to > the rescue. > Following Mr. Bush’s proactive lead, I have decided to hold my own summit to > address and defeat another global evil, nasty, pernicious and unrelenting > force that weighs down our every move, a force that ultimately reduces our > lives and bodies to meredust.That nagging, evil force of course is:GRAVITY. > Gravity has forever limited my vertical leap, my ability to fly and nastily > and very predictably causes things that I release from my hand to fall on the > ground, often damaging them. This force affects Main Street as much, if not > more, than Wall Street for it places limits on everyone’s ability to throw a > ball and causes every one of us toshrinkas we age!! In short, it is a force > that must be dealt with immediately. Our esteemed leader tells us that as men > we are masters of this universe and that as men we have the power to control > everything in it. The Emergency Gravity Summit is my small effort to follow > his enlightened lead. You can certainly see the gravity of this problem. It > is very likely that a result of the Emergency Gravity Summit is that we will > need to unite and, yes, perhaps declare War on Gravity. > Although the current fever-swamp Neanderthal view is that gravity is perhaps > an unchangeable, immutable law of physics that remains somewhat ofa > mysteryand which man can only temporarily defy (e.g. through flight, by > jumping in the air, etc.), the purpose of the Emergency Gravity Summit will > be to identify ways to show that this is untrue or, at a minimum, devise > methods that will allow us to permanently defy the supposed "law" of gravity. > Since we know that gravity does not "exist" in outer space, the first > proposal on the Emergency Gravity Summit agenda is to identify ways to import > the gravity-free void of outer space into our atmosphere. This will require a > permanent worldwide "deflationary" policy whereby all of our atmospheric > oxygen-rich air will be sucked out of the atmosphere and piped into outer > space. Because we know how nature works and know that nature abhors a vacuum, > gravity-fee outer space will necessarily fill the void.Voilà, no gravity! If > this remedy has the unfortunate effect of causing us to lose all of the > natural oxygen in our atmosphere and kills all worldly animal and plant life, > it will be worth it because we know that gravity brings everyone and > everything "down" (depressing, isn’t it?). Anyway, everyone must sacrifice if > we are serious about fighting gravity. Furthermore, we know that humans are > intelligent and adaptable mammals. We can chemically create oxygen in a lab > and all wear oxygen masks if necessary. That would actually be a benefit > because then we will be able to "control" our oxygen supply. To date, plants > have monopolized this process. No plants, no monopoly, two birds with one > stone. > There are of course no guarantees that this will work because, as we know, > there are plenty of planets without our prolific atmosphere and those planets > are also mysteriouslyplagued by gravity. Do not, however, be influenced by > thenattering nabobs of negativitywho claim that the Emergency Gravity Summit > is nothing more than ablack hole. These backward, laissez faire, do nothing > people do not understand the nature of the crisis and refuse to "believe" > that we, as humans, have the power to control it. Do not let anyone say we > "did nothing" to address this serious problem. And bring your > checkbook.http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig9/butler-b4.html --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
