[Histonet] more lab humor

[Jones,Sarah A]

Pathology Resident
Expected to build the building THEN leap over it.
Is more powerful than a locomotive, but isn't allowed to play near the 
tracks.
 Is expected to get there before the speeding bullet does.
 Really good at holding breath so they can walk at the 
bottom of the pond to the other side.
  Sits quietly while others speak with God.

Anonymous

Have a great weekend!
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[Histonet] Veterinary histology job at UF

[Jones,Sarah A]

Hello Histonetters,

The Anatomic Pathology Service within the University of Florida, Veterinary 
Diagnostic Laboratories (College of Veterinary Medicine) is recruiting for a 
Laboratory Technician in the Histology Laboratory. The work involves diagnostic 
veterinary histology and research histology. Full time, 40 hours per week, 
days, no weekends. The HT (ASCP) is not a requirement for employment. We also 
do not require the Florida State Laboratory License.

A high school diploma and two years of appropriate experience. Appropriate 
college course work or vocational/technical training may substitute at an 
equivalent rate for the required experience. Veterinary histology experience a 
plus. Willing to train the right person.
The University of Florida offers a generous benefits package, including one of 
the best pension plans in the State. Gainesville is a beautiful college town, 
with large oaks and nearby spring fed rivers for canoeing or kayaking. Housing 
is very affordable.

The job listing can be viewed at: https://jobs.ufl.edu/
Job title: Laboratory Technician
job requisition number is 0900939

Sarah A. Jones, HT (ASCP)
Histology Lab Manager
sarahjo...@ufl.edu


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[Histonet] job opportunity University of Florida

[Jones,Sarah A]

Hello Histonetters,

The Anatomic Pathology Service within the University of Florida Veterinary 
Diagnostic Laboratories (College of Veterinary Medicine) is recruiting for 
Laboratory Technician for the Histology Laboratory. The work involves 
diagnostic veterinary histology and research histology. Full time, 40 hours per 
week, days, no weekends. The HT (ASCP) is not a requirement for employment. We 
also do not require the Florida State Laboratory License.

A high school diploma and two years of appropriate experience. Appropriate 
college course work or vocational/technical training may substitute at an 
equivalent rate for the required experience. Veterinary experience a plus.
The University of Florida offers a generous benefits package, including one of 
the best pension plans in the State. Gainesville is a beautiful college town 
with large oaks and nearby spring fed rivers for canoeing or kayaking. Housing 
is very affordable.

The job listing can be viewed at: https://jobs.ufl.edu/
Job title: Laboratory Technician
job requisition number is 0900939

Sarah A. Jones, HT (ASCP)
Histology Lab Manager
sarahjo...@ufl.edu

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