Not to TRY to offend anyone who actually has Leprosy, but "Wierd Al" Yankovic has a song titled "Party at the Leper Colony". The puns are really groaners. Almost makes me wish I had the disease so my ears would fall off... :) I'll find my copy (yes I am a big "Wierd Al" fan) if anyone is actually interested in hearing it. He also has a song called "I Love my Pancreas" set to the beat of Beach Boys type music. There is another medical one but I can't recall it right now. Claire
________________________________ From: histonet-boun...@lists.utsouthwestern.edu on behalf of Joe Nocito Sent: Tue 6/12/2012 4:33 PM To: 'Kim Donadio'; 'Jay Lundgren'; 'histonet' Subject: RE: [Histonet] ***News Flash*** My question is "are they being found with empty Lonestar beer cans. Inside joke. Years ago in Texas, Lonestar Beer was running commercials with armadillos running across the street carrying Lonestar Beer. See, down here in Texas, armadillos are usually found as road kill. The commercials had them belly up holding a Lonestar Beer bottle. I used to have a stuffed one in my truck. Only in Texas!!! JTT -----Original Message----- From: histonet-boun...@lists.utsouthwestern.edu [mailto:histonet-boun...@lists.utsouthwestern.edu] On Behalf Of Kim Donadio Sent: Tuesday, June 12, 2012 4:24 PM To: Jay Lundgren; histonet Subject: Re: [Histonet] ***News Flash*** Epidemic update******* Seems the Critters have been tracked back to south florida. Witnesses have described multiple critters on the sides of highways feet pointing up< small children assumed the critters had passed from a heart attack>. No injuries have been reported but one arrest was made. One man was caught surgically removing the brain from one such critter. Homeland security has been notified. Stay tuned for further details. ________________________________ From: Jay Lundgren <jaylundg...@gmail.com> To: histonet <histonet@lists.utsouthwestern.edu> Sent: Tuesday, June 12, 2012 2:14 PM Subject: [Histonet] ***News Flash*** BREAKING NEWS I. C. Critterz The Associated Press Washington, D.C.- Residents of northern D.C., along with Bethesda, Silver Springs, and College Park are reporting a wave of armadillo sightings. The armadillos are allegedly covered in unusual skin lesions and missing several toes. Local zoologists are baffled, as armadillos are native to the south-central and southeastern United States and are not normally found in Maryland. While no attacks have been reported, authorities are urging residents not to approach any armadillos they might encounter. _______________________________________________ Histonet mailing list Histonet@lists.utsouthwestern.edu http://lists.utsouthwestern.edu/mailman/listinfo/histonet _______________________________________________ Histonet mailing list Histonet@lists.utsouthwestern.edu http://lists.utsouthwestern.edu/mailman/listinfo/histonet _______________________________________________ Histonet mailing list Histonet@lists.utsouthwestern.edu http://lists.utsouthwestern.edu/mailman/listinfo/histonet _______________________________________________ Histonet mailing list Histonet@lists.utsouthwestern.edu http://lists.utsouthwestern.edu/mailman/listinfo/histonet