Chucklechuckle. Hey, do you remember me writing you to ask why I
couldn't boot my Win95 hard drive after installing a new motherboard? I
discovered the source of the problem and the solution, and you might
want to pass it on, because, judging from the traffic on Dejanews, a
ton of people are having the hassle.
It is based on a conflict between Win95 versions ending in B or C and
AMD K6 cpu's running faster than 300mhz. Both AMD and Microsoft have a
patch that cures it. But first, you have to reset motherboard jumpers
so your chip is running at 300mhz or slower. then you download the
patch, install it, reset your motherboard, and you be done. adios,
Steve w.
--- Axalon <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> If OS's Ran the Airlines
>
> UNIX Airways
> Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when
> the come to the
> airport. They all go out on the runway and put the
> plane together piece
> by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane
> they are supposed to
> be building.
>
>
> Air DOS
> Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then
> they jump on
> and let the plane coast untill it hits the ground
> again. They the push
> again, jump on again, and so on...
>
>
> Mac Airlines
> All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and
> ticket agents
> look and act exactly the same. Every time you ask
> questions about details,
> you are gently but firmly told that you don't need
> to know, don't want to
> know, and everything will be done for you without
> your ever haveing to
> know, so just shut up.
>
>
> Windows Air
> The terminal is pretty and colorful, with friendly
> stewards, easy
> baggage check and boarding, and a smooth take-off.
> After about 10 minutes
> in the air, the plane explodes with no waring
> whatsoever.
>
>
>
> WindowsNT Air Just like Windows Air, but costs
> more, uses much bigger planes, and takes out all the
> other aircraft within
> a 40-mile radius when it explodes.
>
>
> Linux Air
> Disgruntled employees of all the other OS airlines
> decide to start
> their own airline. They build the planes, ticket
> counters, and pave the
> runways themselve. They charge a small fee to cover
> the cost of printing
> the ticket, but you can also download and print the
> ticket yourself. When
> you board the plane, you are given a seat, four
> bolts, a wrench and a copy
> of the seat-HOWTO.html. Once settled, the fully
> adjustable seat is very
> comfortable, the plan leaves and arrives on time
> without a single problem,
> the in-flight meal is wonderful. You try to tell
> customers of the other
> airlines about the great trip, but all they can say
> is "You had to do what
> with the seat?"
>
>
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