Hahaha... thanks buat joke-nya...ditengah2 kesibukan dan kepadatan pekerjaan saya bisa ketawa/i, and senyam senyum sendiri...terhibur eeiiii
-----Original Message----- From: ERIK [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Sent: Thursday, June 23, 2005 3:22 PM To: balita-anda@balita-anda.com Subject: [balita-anda] [joke] Stress Relivers Have a nice TGIF.... Stress Reliever #1 Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Hubby When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Hubb Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?" ________________________________________________________________________ ____ Stress Reliever # 2 Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet. ________________________________________________________________________ ____ Stress Reliever # 3 Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap. ________________________________________________________________________ ____ Stress Reliever # 4 Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?" Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear." Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?!" Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs." ________________________________________________________________________ _ Stress Reliever # 5 Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card." Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." ________________________________________________________________________ _ Stress Reliever # 6 A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".. "My father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said another. Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans." ________________________________________________________________________ ___ Stress Reliever # 7 Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire to?" Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: "A Billionaire" ________________________________________________________________________ ____ Stress Reliever # 8 Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. ________________________________________________________________________ ____ Stress Reliever # 9 A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex? He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone. ________________________________________________________________________ Stress Reliever # 10 Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with? Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others! ________________________________________________________________________ ___ Stress Reliever # 11 Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S.? Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side. ________________________________________________________________________ ____ Stress Reliever # 12 A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body? He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humour. ________________________________________________________________________ ____ Stress Reliever # 13 Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised? Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day. AYO GALANG SOLIDARITAS UNTUK MEMBANTU KORBAN MUSIBAH DI ACEH & DAN SUMATERA UTARA !!! ================ Kirim bunga, http://www.indokado.com Info balita: http://www.balita-anda.com Stop berlangganan/unsubscribe dari milis ini, e-mail ke: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Peraturan milis, email ke: [EMAIL PROTECTED] __________ NOD32 1.1151 (20050622) Information __________ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.nod32.com AYO GALANG SOLIDARITAS UNTUK MEMBANTU KORBAN MUSIBAH DI ACEH & DAN SUMATERA UTARA !!! ================ Kirim bunga, http://www.indokado.com Info balita: http://www.balita-anda.com Stop berlangganan/unsubscribe dari milis ini, e-mail ke: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Peraturan milis, email ke: [EMAIL PROTECTED]