Here is to a great 2011 for all of you!
Thought you might enjoy these:
- 1. Ratio of an igloo's
circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
- 2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup =
Won ton
- 3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1
microscope
- 4. Time between slipping on a peel
& smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
- 5. Weight an evangelist carries
with God = 1 billigram
- 6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards
at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
- 7. 6.5 feet in the Twilight Zone =
1 Rod Serling
- 8. Half of a large intestine = 1
semicolon
- 9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
- 10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1
hoarsepower
- 11. Shortest distance between two
jokes = A straight line
- 12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound
cake
- 13. 1 million-million microphones =
1 megaphone
- 14. 2 million bicycles = 2
megacycles
- 15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
- 16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2
kilomockingbirds
- 17. 52 cards = 1 decacards
- 18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1
FigNewton
- 19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks =
1 literhosen
- 20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1
microfiche
- 21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
- 22. 10 rations = 1 decoration
- 23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
- 24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
- 25. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms
- 26. 2.4 statute miles of
intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League
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