Tonight on "The Simpsons":
Homer enters the Springfield Marathon and gets so dehydrated during the race
that he is mistaken for Grandpa. Late in the race an athlete from Australia
and one from Djibouti are dueling for the lead. Bart, disguised as a
German, pulls a Rosie Ruiz and jumps into the race. The TV commentator
announces the new leader by saying: "...he's running on pure pluck, nerve,
and moxie - all of which he will be tested for after the race".
Kurt Bray
PS: First prize in the Springfield Marathon was a free walking tour of
Springfield.
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