EnJoyce >>>>40 Things Admissions Never Told You >>>> >>>>1. Quarters are like gold. >>>>2. Two meals a day is standard. >>>>3. Road trip whenever possible. >>>>4. Going to the mailbox was never an ego booster/breaker before. >>>>5. You will begin to nap again. >>>>6. Your bookstore bill will almost equal tuition. >>>>7. Squirt guns=stress relief. >>>>8. Email becomes your second language. >>>>9. College students throw paper airplanes too. >>>>10. You never realized so many people were smarter than you. >>>>11. Western europe could be wiped out by a horrible plague and you'd >>>>never know, but you can recite last week's re-run of Seinfeld >>>>verbatim. >>>>12. You will never rent more movies in your life. >>>>13. No one is too old for video games. >>>>14. The health service nurses are there because they couldn't make it >>>>at a real hospital. Never, ever forget that. >>>>15. Care packages are right up there with birthdays. >>>>16. The campus is only clean on parents' weekend and freshman >>>> orientation. >>>>17. It never stunk so much to get sick. >>>>18. Nothing you want to register for will be open. >>>>19. Beware of the freshman 15. >>>>20. Be creative in the dining hall. >>>>21. Classes: the later the better. >>>>22. You are no longer thankful that the fire alarms are here to >>>>protect you. >>>>23. Disney movies are more than just classics. >>>>24. Asleep by 2:30 A.M. is an early night. >>>>25. Cereal makes a meal any time of the day. >>>>26. New additions to food groups: Jolt Cola, Ramen, and Pizza. >>>>27. ATMs are the devil's advocate. >>>>28. Duct tape heals all wounds. >>>>29. Pro Wrestling is suddenly cool again. >>>>30. Keys have never been so important, yet you seem to lose them even >>>>more. >>>>31. Showers become less important, sleep becomes more important. >>>>32. You will eat anywhere that is a buffet. >>>>33. You realize college is the ideal lifestyle, except for those pesky >>>>classes. >>>>34. Procrastination is an art form. >>>>35. Jeans may be worn as many times as the wearer desires. >>>>36. The only time to dress up is when all your jeans are dirty. >>>>37. You'll eat anything if it's free. >>>>38. College football is the coolest thing on the planet. >>>>39. Cartoons are for all ages. >>>>40. You are never alone. Dr. Joyce Johnson Assistant Professor of Psychology Developmental/ Experimental Centenary College of Louisiana PO Box 41188 2911 Centenary Blvd. Shreveport, LA 71134-1188 <http://www.centenary.edu/~jjohnson> office 318 869 5253 FAX 318 869 5004 Attn: Dr Johnson, Psychology
