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From: Alamaine <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: CTRL <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Sun, 6 Apr 2008 3:01 pm
Subject: [ctrl] "[T]he neighbor’s cats tried to cover him up.”
The Voice of the White House
http://www.tbrnews.org/Archives/a2829.htm
Washington , D.C. , April 4, 2008 : “George Bush is a petty, vindictive
creep. If he can’t have his way, he immediately thinks of ways to annoy
people. He knows his days are numbered in the Oval Office and that he has
no legacy to contemplate and is aware people hate him. He knows that the
Texas university that is planned to house his sacred library, where he
wants to have an elegant office, has most of their faculty opposing his
presence and he knows his approval rating is down almost to single figures.
And what does he do? He decided to let rancher kill wolves in spite of the
stink that made, or probably because of it, He had dredged up a slate of
appointees that the Mexican parliament would jib at and now the word
around this Monkey Palace is that George, with the encouragement of
Cheney, wants to put a huge crimp in social security payments, cut
Medicare way back and most important, cut food stamp issuance back 60%! He
is looking for some Yoo character to tell him it’s legal to do this and
then he will.
Why cut these vital lifelines? Because it looks like Obama might make it
and Bush does not like blacks. The old phrase;, ‘Welfare Queens’ can be
heard now and then and if it can be done, Bush will do it, He is a mean
man but I have a nice joke I have been telling around here which I will
pass on to all of you:
When George was a little boy, he saw a program on ice fishing. He decided
he wanted to ice fish. As his family were out of town, he got a folding
stool, an axe, a fishing pole and tackle from his father and his usual
bottle of Jim Beam and off he went. It was winter and George knew right
where the ice was. He put the stool down and began to chop a hole in the
ice. Suddenly, a voice boomed out, ‘There are no fish under that ice!”
George then picked up his stool and gear and walked a few dozen yards away
and put everything down again. And again, when he started chopping a hole
in the ice, the same voice boomed out again, ‘There are no fish under that
ice”! This time George got angry. ‘Is that you, God?’ he asked in a weak
voice. ‘No!’ came the reply. ‘It’s the skating rink manager!’
Now that’s just a story but it is true that the Bush family wouldn’t let
little George play in their outdoor sandbox because when he did, the
neighbor’s cats tried to cover him up.”
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Alamaine, IVe
Grand Forks, ND, US of A
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"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a
philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
"Being ignorant is not such a shame as being unwilling to learn." -
Poor Richard's Almanack, 1758 (Benjamin Franklin)
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