-Caveat Lector-

"May the Lord have mercy", shouted Chicken Little.

LOL and thinking too!

Om
K
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In a message dated 5/15/99 2:50:38 AM, [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

>     The Peace Force regrets the gravity of these last two steps necessitated
>by the never-ending story called the SoCal Crisis, but the UN has run out of
>humane options.
>"Besides," UN Secretary General Theodore Turner told reporters yesterday,
>"it's all
>HIS fault, HE started it" -- referring of course to El Mejor of the Sovereign
>County of Los Angeles, the Hon. Charleton Heston, "the second most evil man
>in the world after Hitler Himself," in the words of presiding Chief Justice
>of the World Court, William Gates.
>     UN humanitarian strategists are certain that they have chosen the right
>course, despite slow progress in their peacemaking mission thus far.
>(Generalissimo Heston has stubbornly held out for 806 days, already two days
>longer than Milosevic in 2001.)
>     "But when all of his 10 million subjects are DEAD," UN ambassador
>Reverend O.J. Simpson predicted, "Satan Incarnate Heston will have NO CHOICE
>but to surrender to those who truly defend human rights -- because what's the
>use of being evil anymore when there's no innocent victims LEFT to be evil
>TO?"
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Aloha, He'Ping,
Om, Shalom, Salaam.
Em Hotep, Peace Be,
Omnia Bona Bonis,
All My Relations.
Adieu, Adios, Aloha.
Amen.
Roads End
Kris

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