The "buy a Milwaukee" is pretty solid advice. Take a nice affordable steel, rim-brake, fat tire road bike, and offer a cheap cantilever post option, and in 15 stock colors. Everybody should have a bike like that in their stable, and that's a pretty great value considering all those options. Too bad it doesn't come in Patrick Moore's objectively perfect size of 60cm c-t-c seat tube and 56cm c-t-c top tube.
Bill Lindsay El Cerrito, CA On Thursday, April 4, 2024 at 8:27:49 PM UTC-7 Patrick Moore wrote: > For those of you too refined to read Bike Snob regularly, you might want > to make an exception for today's (Thursday's) post for Rivendell build > canons and style rules. Video included of new Riv owner anxious about > acceptance in the Rivendell World. [35-year-old narrator needs training in > public speaking.] [Recall when a schtick about Calvin's ~35-year-old father > was his mid-30s decrepitude and the absurdity of a middle-aged man riding a > bicycle in the wind, rain, and snow. "Time just gets away from us."] > > This was fun: > > And finally, your Rivendell bicycle should feature a highly > improvisational handlebar treatment: > > Basically it’s like the Velominati on acid. > > -- > > Patrick Moore > Alburquerque, Nuevo Mexico, Etats Unis d'Amerique, Orbis Terrarum > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > Executive resumes, LinkedIn profiles, bios, letters, and other writing > services > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > *When thou didst not, savage, k**now thine own meaning,* > > *But wouldst gabble like a** thing most brutish,* > > *I endowed thy purposes w**ith words that made them known.* > -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "RBW Owners Bunch" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to rbw-owners-bunch+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. To view this discussion on the web visit https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/rbw-owners-bunch/2cb6d210-5941-404d-9eb2-7abb631f9928n%40googlegroups.com.