that was last year ... ----- Original Message ----- From: "Rob Theakston" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <313@hyperreal.org> Sent: Friday, April 18, 2003 6:29 PM Subject: (313) More great rumors I heard
> > > Mike Banks is going be doing a live set of Motown Karaoke favorites > > Richie Hawtin will be doing a tag set with David Lee Roth. > > Dale Lawrence will be riding a donkey and wearing a sombrero travelling Hart > Plaza as Senor Hernandez, Mercenary at Large. Flat autographs: $5, > Everything else: $10 > > Carl Craig hates you all. > > Pole, everyone on Kompakt, Bea Arthur, Sam Valenti IV, Derek Plaslaiko, > Telefon Tel Aviv, Sharif and Vin Diesel will be battling it out in a 12 man > steel cage battle royale. > > Jeff Mills is secretly Emmanuel Lewis. > > Matt MacQueen was Uberbalisubramanian Smith. > > Theo Parrish is really Kenny Dixon in disguise. > > The Clock diner on Jefferson will be host to the drum and bass portion of > the festival. > > Guns and Roses will reunite one last time as the final act of the festival. > They'll be doing a rocking rendition of Strings of Life. > > Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen will be on site filming their latest movie: > Techno Rave Boy Madness. > > > > > > > > > > > >