Stevie P Watts will be DJing but he'll have somebody else choose the records 
and another to mix them. ;-)

-----Original Message-----
From: Rob Theakston [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, April 18, 2003 4:29 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: (313) More great rumors I heard




Mike Banks is going be doing a live set of Motown Karaoke favorites

Richie Hawtin will be doing a tag set with David Lee Roth.

Dale Lawrence will be riding a donkey and wearing a sombrero travelling Hart
Plaza as Senor Hernandez, Mercenary at Large. Flat autographs: $5,
Everything else: $10

Carl Craig hates you all.

Pole, everyone on Kompakt, Bea Arthur, Sam Valenti IV, Derek Plaslaiko,
Telefon Tel Aviv, Sharif and Vin Diesel will be battling it out in a 12 man
steel cage battle royale.

Jeff Mills is secretly Emmanuel Lewis.

Matt MacQueen was Uberbalisubramanian Smith.

Theo Parrish is really Kenny Dixon in disguise.

The Clock diner on Jefferson will be host to the drum and bass portion of
the festival.

Guns and Roses will reunite one last time as the final act of the festival.
They'll be doing a rocking rendition of Strings of Life.

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen will be on site filming their latest movie:
Techno Rave Boy Madness.










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