i have never seen such a politically correct christmas greeting... who is
LD???
ryan burns
From: "Robert Taylor" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "/0" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, <313@hyperreal.org>
Subject: RE: (313) happy end of year
Date: Thu, 25 Dec 2003 08:52:11 -0000
From LD:
I wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting but it is so difficult
in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone..
I met with my solicitor today, and on his advice I want to say to all of
you: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non
addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday,
practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion
of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice
not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year 2004, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice
of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Britain
great (not to imply that Britain is necessarily greater than any other
country or is the only "Britain" in the western hemisphere), and without
regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith,
or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is
subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no
alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to
actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void
where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance
of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
discretion of the wisher...
"HAPPY CHRISTMAS"
-----Original Message-----
From: /0 [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, December 24, 2003 8:10 PM
To: 313@hyperreal.org
Subject: (313) happy end of year
this covers all religions. I'd like all the people here to enjoy it and
attend a techno event before the years out.
it doesnt count unless your ears ring when you get home :)
peace to all,
-Joe
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jinjin_a_gogo: i wonder what he's listening to in those bigass headphones
while's he's spinning this shxt for us
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