The "Dear Sir or Madam" had me in instant Nigerian-scam-letter mode, sorry!

Dense

On Fri, 1 Jul 2005, Maarten Baute wrote:

What does one need to do to get some attention? When I posted my all
house/techno mixes, I used to get loads of positive reactions. Now we try to
open our minds and tackle other genres and old stuff and nobody cares. Even
my marketing strategy didn't work ;-)

One (1!) download so far.

At this time my techno mixes would have been downloaded 20 times, easily.

Dear Sir or Madam,

I want to inform you about the best mix recorded in the history of
mankind.
It was performed by dj cool synthesizer (me), dj techno maker and dj
coldplaya (for a picture of us, look at
http://www.morthenkiang.com/pics/no_nubreakzzz.jpg). This is a defining
moment in the history of music making and western civilization. Download
the
mix now and win a trip to Ibiza (bed & breakfast included)! Autograph
sessions to be announced...
Between the tracks there are some interludes, which are only
understandable
to people who speak Maldegems fluently. The tracklisting is as follows:

part one
(feedback intro)
01) can - bel air [ lp: future days, 1973 ]
02) the beatles - blue jay way [ lp: magical mystery tour, 1967 ]
03) the seeds - girl i want you [ lp: the seeds, 1966 ]
(interlude)
04) little richard - lucille [ compilation: the best of 50's jumpin' jive,
1953 ]
05) the wailers - road runner [ lp: the fabulous wailers, 1959 ]
06) the rolling stones - parachute woman [ lp: beggars banquet, 1968 ]
07) mississippi john hurt - nobody's dirty business [ lp: avalon blues:
the
complete 1928 okeh recordings, 1996 ]
(interlude)
08) the cramps - i can't hardly stand it [ lp: ... off the bone, 1983 ]
09) the monks - i hate you [ lp: black monk time, 1966 ]
10) the velvet underground - venus in furs [ lp: the velvet underground &
nico, 1967 ]
11) santana - hope you're feeling better [ lp: abraxas, 1970 ]
(interlude)
12) the sonics - have love will travel [ lp: here are the sonics, 1965 ]
13) shuggie otis - island letter [ lp: inspiration information, 1974 ]
14) the congos - ark of the covenant [ lp: heart of the congos, 1977 ]
15) augustus pablo - brace's tower dub no. 2 [ lp: king tubbys meets
rockers
uptown, 1976 ]
16) the slits - spend, spend, spend [ lp: cut, 1979 ]
(interlude)
17) dinosaur l - #7 [ lp: 24 24 music, 1981 ]
18) joy division - disorder [ lp: unknown pleasures, 1979 ]
19) liliput - do you mind my dream [ lp: liliput, 1982 ]
20) esg - dance [ lp: come away with esg, 1983 ]
(interlude)

part two
21) curtis mayfield - superfly [ lp: superfly, 1972 ]
22) black sabbath - hand of doom [ lp: paranoid, 1971 ]
23) napalm death - the kill [ lp: peel sessions, 1987]
(interlude)
24) the beach boys - god only knows [ lp: pet sounds, 1966 ]
25) kenneth john and dimmed lights - no, baby, no [ label: top songs
records, 7", ? (a maldegem band!) ]
26) the stooges - 1969 [ lp: the stooges, 1969 ]
(interlude)
27) dj milton - suk the dik [ label: dance mania, 1995 ]
28) morthen kiang - i dance on guilded splinters [ (unreleased) ]
29) newworldaquarium - themefrom [ label: delsin, 2000 ]
30) fennesz - rivers of sand [ lp: venice, 2004 ]
(interlude)
31) indean ocean - schoolbell / treehouse (walter gibbons mix) [ label:
sleeping bag, 1986 ]
32) prince - the ballad of dorothy parker [ lp: sign 'o' the times, 1987 ]
33) the b-52's - party out of bounds [ lp: wild planet, 1980 ]
(interlude)
34) agnostic front - power [ lp: victim in pain, 1984 ]
35) slant 6 - blue angel [ lp: soda pop rip off, 1994 ]
36) talking heads - the great curve [ lp: remain in light, 1980 ]
37) 69 - frequency finale [ label: planet e, 1991 ]
(interlude)
38) hellhammer - massacra [ lp: apocalyptic raids, 1984 ]
39) burzum - war [ lp: burzum, 1992 ]
(lou rawls interlude - featured in "shake - the fake left go right plan",
frictional 2001)
40) rhythim is rhythim - strings of life [ label: transmat, 1987 ]
(feedback outro - or: the best outro ever performed ... ever!)

Download at: http://www.morthenkiang.com/soundcollage.html

Just believe the hype.

Cheers,
Maarten a.k.a. dj cool synthesizer


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