Y'all need to get a room, or I'm going to turn the hose on you. Speaking strictly as the neutral admin voice of reason. Let's nip this beef in the bud. You can take it to private e-mail, but deprived of an audience, I'm not sure either of you would have much to say.
Seriously though, I think you guys would like each other if you could stop swinging dicks around on 313 and meet in real life.