On Fri, Jul 11, 2008 at 11:44 AM, Pietro Gagliardi <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Just a bit of humor:
>
>        COMPUTER
>    ME
>        % cd troff
>        % file *
>        advp9prog:                              directory
>   yes (old attempt at plan 9 programmer's guide)
>        algoawk:                                directory
>   yes (awk book)
>        bentley.ms:                             troff -ms input yes (Bentley
> paper)
>        bentley2.ms:                            Ascii text              wtf?
> (Bentley paper retry)
>        cod.ms:                                 troff input             why
> not -ms? (paper on calculator program I'm writing)
>        cod.ms.part:                            Ascii                   file
> doesn't understand .ig and pic? (part of cod.ms that doesn't belong yet)
>        forloop.ms:                             Ascii                   this
> is pic input (flowchart on how for loops work in JavaScript)
>        jstut.ms:                                       HTML file
>   very wrong (JavaScript tutorial)
>        luxidejavu.ms:                  troff input             fine (ripped
> from p9port, -ms .FP with DejaVu and Luxi Sans)
>        programming.ms:                 c program               no one would
> dare put a program that big into one file, stupid (new attempt at
> programming tutorial, you'll see it when it's done)
>        school:                                 directory
>   good (stuff for school)
>        % file advp9prog/*
>        adv9prog/ch1:                   Ascii                   wtf?
>        adv9prog/ch2:                   c program               not again
>        adv9prog/dates:                 short Ascii             all right (I
> date evereything for record keeping purposes)
>        adv9prog/mkfile:                        short Ascii             don't
> you know about mk?
>        % file algoawk/*
>        algoawk/book_macros:    Ascii                   ?
>        algoawk/ch1:                    Ascii text              oh my gawd,
> something different!
>        algoawk/colophon:               Ascii                   ...
>        algoawk/dates:                  short Ascii             good
>        algoawk/intro:                  Ascii                   no
>        algoawk/mkfile:                 Ascii                   still no
> mk...
>        algoawk/show:                   rc executable file      right
>        % file school/*
>        ...
>           To save you the trouble, they're either directories or -ms input,
> but either showing "directory" or "Ascii."
>
> A full report of my troff directory and subdirectories is in
> /n/sources/contrib/pietro/file.funny.
>
> So that's only one file that is absolutely correct. It turns out that the
> problem is file isn't reading the
>
>        .FP font
>
> as a troff -ms macro line. In the books, they don't read enough lines to see
> that there are more .PPs than there are #includes. Ah well.
>
> And if you thought that was funny, look at the example of a file that
> actually seeks to more than one line from UNIX in "The UNIX-HATERS Handbook"
> (now a free PDF from its authors).
>
>
>

nao me cague

iru

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