On Fri, Jul 11, 2008 at 11:44 AM, Pietro Gagliardi <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Just a bit of humor: > > COMPUTER > ME > % cd troff > % file * > advp9prog: directory > yes (old attempt at plan 9 programmer's guide) > algoawk: directory > yes (awk book) > bentley.ms: troff -ms input yes (Bentley > paper) > bentley2.ms: Ascii text wtf? > (Bentley paper retry) > cod.ms: troff input why > not -ms? (paper on calculator program I'm writing) > cod.ms.part: Ascii file > doesn't understand .ig and pic? (part of cod.ms that doesn't belong yet) > forloop.ms: Ascii this > is pic input (flowchart on how for loops work in JavaScript) > jstut.ms: HTML file > very wrong (JavaScript tutorial) > luxidejavu.ms: troff input fine (ripped > from p9port, -ms .FP with DejaVu and Luxi Sans) > programming.ms: c program no one would > dare put a program that big into one file, stupid (new attempt at > programming tutorial, you'll see it when it's done) > school: directory > good (stuff for school) > % file advp9prog/* > adv9prog/ch1: Ascii wtf? > adv9prog/ch2: c program not again > adv9prog/dates: short Ascii all right (I > date evereything for record keeping purposes) > adv9prog/mkfile: short Ascii don't > you know about mk? > % file algoawk/* > algoawk/book_macros: Ascii ? > algoawk/ch1: Ascii text oh my gawd, > something different! > algoawk/colophon: Ascii ... > algoawk/dates: short Ascii good > algoawk/intro: Ascii no > algoawk/mkfile: Ascii still no > mk... > algoawk/show: rc executable file right > % file school/* > ... > To save you the trouble, they're either directories or -ms input, > but either showing "directory" or "Ascii." > > A full report of my troff directory and subdirectories is in > /n/sources/contrib/pietro/file.funny. > > So that's only one file that is absolutely correct. It turns out that the > problem is file isn't reading the > > .FP font > > as a troff -ms macro line. In the books, they don't read enough lines to see > that there are more .PPs than there are #includes. Ah well. > > And if you thought that was funny, look at the example of a file that > actually seeks to more than one line from UNIX in "The UNIX-HATERS Handbook" > (now a free PDF from its authors). > > >
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