Skip Tavakkolian <skip.tavakkol...@gmail.com> writes: > FYI, for those of you who are on twitter, I've set up the twitter handle > @Plan9_OS to push news and announcements to the community. Please > consider following it; and if you tweet about Plan 9 or related topics, > please try to include this handle in your announcements.
I actually think this is a REALLY good idea. We can use Twitter to stir-up mass hysteria about zombies from outer space planning to invade Earth by bombarding it with electromagnetic "Tmsgs." As long as these "Tmsgs" are invisible, the people on Twitter will believe it. We can lock-down the entire world, and make people shut off all the computers on Earth! We'll use the Defense Production Act to manufacture millions of tinfoil hats (called "Mount Points") to block all the Tmsgs from Outer Space, and tell people that it's dangerous to come within 6 feet of a smartphone without wearing a Mount Point. Then, exactly one week after Skip Tavakkolian is declared Supreme Commander of the Internet, Bell Labs (which Twitter users will believe still exists) announces its developement of a "9front Space Force Edition" which is 90% effective at generating Rmsgs that neutralize the deadly Tmsgs. Because the ISOs need to be stored in liquid nitrogen, however, we'll have to mobilize the military to blanket the countryside, reaming every HPFS partition it can find. Then, every computer will be running Plan 9! Plan 9 will conquor Georgia, and then conquer the world! Mwwwwahaaahaahaaa! Sounds like a great way to promote our favorite operating system. Wouldn't you agree? ------------------------------------------ 9fans: 9fans Permalink: https://9fans.topicbox.com/groups/9fans/T3fd028fcf2eeb24c-M95ba1a529acfa945674164ba Delivery options: https://9fans.topicbox.com/groups/9fans/subscription
