That's good. I liked that. Enlightened my lunch break :o). Have to go back and hide in the library in the afternoon though. Lunch is like a false hope of relief.. On the oriental theme some authentic Japanese swearwords
Kin tama - Golden Balls Manko - Dick Chinko - Fanny u-chit- tsu - Bullshit Laters ----- Original Message ----- From: "Laura Bailey" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, May 15, 2002 12:10 PM Subject: [Aber] Fwd: Simple Chinese ---Lesson One > > Can't remember if this one's done the rounds before but it amused me anyway, > esp no's 2,5 & 7. hahahaha. > > >>>LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES...(READ THEM OUT LOUD) > >>> > >>> >> > 1) That's not right.....................Sum Ting Wong > >>> >> > 2) Are you harbouring a fugitive?.........Hu Yu Hai Ding? > >>> >> > 3) See me ASAP............................Kum Hia Nao > >>> >> > 4) Stupid Man..............................Dum Gai > >>> >> > 5) Small Horse..............................Tai Ni Po Ni > >>> >> > 6) Did you go to the beach?................Wai Yu So Tan? > >>> >> > 7) I bumped into a coffee table............Ai Bang Mai Ni > >>> >> > 8) I think you need a face lift..............Chin Tu Fat > >>> >> > 9) It's very dark in here...................Wai So Dim? > >>> >> > 10) I thought you were on a diet...........Wai Yu Mun Ching? > >>> >> > 11) This is a tow away zone................No Pah King > >>> >> > 12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week.....Wai Yu Kum Nao? > >>> >> > 13) Staying out of sight.........................Lei Ying Lo > >>> >> > 14) He's cleaning his automobile...................Wa Shing Ka > >>> >> > 15) Your body odor is offensive..............Yu Stin Ki Pu > >>> >> > 16) Great.............................Fu Kin Su Pah > >>> > >>> > >>> > >>>Rosey Thomas (MISS) > >>>Secretary, International Office > >>>Aston University > >>>Aston Triangle > >>>Birmingham > >>>B4 7ET > >>>United Kingdom > >>> > >>>http://www.aston.ac.uk > >>> > >>>Tel: + 44 121 359 7046 (Direct Line) > >>>Fax: + 44 121 359 1139 > >>>====================================================== > >>>This e-mail and any attachments are confidential and intended for the > >>>named > >>>recipient only. If you are not the named recipient, any use, > >>>dissemination, > >>>disclosure or copying of this e-mail is prohibited. If you have received > >>>this e-mail > >>>in error, please notify the sender and delete the e-mail immediately > >> > >>Rosey Thomas (MISS) > >>Secretary, International Office > >>Aston University > >>Aston Triangle > >>Birmingham > >>B4 7ET > >>United Kingdom > >> > >>http://www.aston.ac.uk > >> > >>Tel: + 44 121 359 7046 (Direct Line) > >>Fax: + 44 121 359 1139 > >>====================================================== > >>This e-mail and any attachments are confidential and intended for the > >>named > >>recipient only. If you are not the named recipient, any use, > >>dissemination, > >>disclosure or copying of this e-mail is prohibited. If you have received > >>this e-mail > >>in error, please notify the sender and delete the e-mail immediately > > > _________________________________________________________________ > Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp. > > >
