Do you think she puts it on? I know my general knowledge is quite limited but that just takes the biscuit! I still think she's cool though. Hello everyone, I have done ALMOST 1000 words of my essay, so only 6,500 left to do. I'll keep you posted with more exact figures soon! Was very lucky that all my classes were cancelled today, so have all day to attempt to catch up. And the sun is shining...sooooo depressing! God i need a holiday! Laters potatoes Jode
> > It Just Has To Be Jade > > Day 13, 12:50 > > IF the housemates ever get a task based on their knowledge of >geography, they would be advised > to steer Jade well clear of answers. > > As Jade woke Spencer this morning, her remarkable lack of geographic >nous came to the fore. > > She may have already consumed a few small alcoholic beverages to toast >her 21st birthday, but > the following transcript is somewhat tough to comprehend. > > Starting by asking Spencer what he does for a living, this is bound to >go down as a Jade chat > that will live with her forever: > > Spencer: "You know you see those people in Venice standing on the back >of gondolas, pushing it > around?" > > Jade: "They don't do that on the Thames though, do they?" > > Spencer: "No. I don't work on the Thames. I work in Cambridge." > > Jade: "Is there not the Thames there?" > > Spencer: "No!" > > Jade: "Is there a river called the Cambridge river?" > > Spencer: "Yeah, it's called the Cam." > > Jade: "Really? You swear? I only thought there was the Thames. I >thought that was the main one > in London." > > Spencer: "It is. I don't live in London." > > Jade: "I'm confused. I thought Cambridge was in London. I knew >Birmingham weren't in London." > > Spencer: "Would you like to go and tell the group what you just said?" > > Jade: "No..." > > Spencer: "Cambridge is a city." > > Jade: "But we've got a city in London." > > Spencer: "Yes. This city is called London. And there's different parts >of it. Cambridge is a > city." > > Jade: "Of where? Kent?" > > Jade: "Well England's a country, London's a city, Bermondsey's just a >throw-off. Now where are > you? What's your country, and what's your things?" > > Spencer: "What country am I from? England. The city is called >Cambridge, the county > Cambridgeshire." > > Jade: "So not Kent then?" > > Spencer: "Nooooo.... The region is called East Anglia." > > Jade: "East Angular? That's abroad. Is there not a place called East >Angular abroad?" > > Spencer: "Jade, have you been taking the stupid pills again?" > > Jade: "Every time people tell me they work in East Angular, I actually >think they're talking > about near Tunisia and places like that. Am I thick?" > > Jade: 'East Angular? That's abroad' > > Spencer: "Well, I hate to say it, but you are." > > Jade: "Cos Scottish and Irish and all that comes under England, doesn't >it?" > > Spencer: "No... They come under Great Britain. Scotland and Wales have >their own flags. > Northern Ireland and Ireland are different." > > Jade: "So they're not together? Where's Berlin?" > > Spencer: "Germany..." > > > > > > _________________________________________________________________ Join the world�s largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com
