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> > "Cartmel, Stuart (S.V.)" wrote: > > > > > > HALLOWEEN SHOCKER.... > > > > > > > > A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears > > a....... > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > BUMP... > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > BUMP... > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > BUMP... behind him. > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > Walking faster he looks back, > > and makes out the image of an upright > > coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him > > . > > . > > . > > . > > ... BUMP... > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > ...BUMP... > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > ...BUMP... > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > Terrified, the man begins to run towards > > his home, the coffin bouncing > > quickly behind him ... > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > faster... > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > faster... > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > BUMP... > > .. > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > BUMP.... > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > BUMP. > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > He runs up to his door, > > fumbles with his keys, opens the door, > > rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > However, the coffin crashes through his > > door, with the lid of the coffin > > clapping ... > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > clappity-BUMP... > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > clappity-BUMP... > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > clappity-BUMP... > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > clappity-BUMP... > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > on the heels of the terrified man.... . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, > > the man locks himself in. His heart is > > pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing > > gasps. . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down > > the door. Bumping and clapping towards him. > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > The man screams and reaches for > > something heavy, anything ... > > his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of Benilyn. > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > Desperate, he throws the Benilyn as > > hard as he can at the apparition. > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > . > > ... the coffin stops.
