On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his
wife.
The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a
nearby reservation who was rumoured to have a wonderful cure for
erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his
ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.
The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his
shoulder, warned,"This is a powerful medicine. You take only a
teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3.' "
When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been
in your life and you can perform as long as you want." The
man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked,
"How do I stop the medicine from working?"
"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" he responded, "but when she
does, the medicine will not work again until the next full
moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered,
shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife
to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off
his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the
manliest of men.
His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes and then
she asked "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our
sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with
a dangling participle.
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