The beatings will continue until moral improves...
On 11/26/2018 10:29 AM, Adam Moffett wrote:
I think if a given generation seems more professional or motivated than
the following one, it might be because the slackers from the prior
generation have already learned their lessons or filtered themselves out
of the work force. Do the slacker a favor and fire them. Failure is
how you learn. If repeated failures do not result in enlightenment then
they'll exit the work force. Those who remain will look all the better.
That is to say, all the complaints about millenials were also made about
Gen X, and were probably also made about hippies and baby boomers. We
can probably find a 1940-something op-ed decrying the laziness and moral
bankruptcy of the self styled "greatest generation".
-Adam
On 11/26/2018 1:17 PM, Steve Jones wrote:
just shoot them
On Fri, Nov 23, 2018 at 3:35 PM <ch...@wbmfg.com
<mailto:ch...@wbmfg.com>> wrote:
Get near enough to throw a rock or wrench at them.
Alternately enter their field of vision and start making wild
gestures.
Once you think they may have notice you, mouth the words “FUG YOU”
in an emphatic manner.
Once they have removed the devices from their ears you can try to
commence speaking to them in a normal human manner. But you have
to realize that the first sentence will largely be ignored as
their thought process are still booting up.
Once they have discarded the first packet, then you can try to
sending a legit message. However if they are coffee or phone
derived they may continue to discard packets until they take a
drink of their fancy coffee or check instagram.
N.B. If you commence this process after quitting time, you will
have to repeat it the next day. But not until about 1.5 hours
after they have arrived at work.
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