My son says every country will eventually get Covid, but China got it right off the bat.
-----Original Message----- From: AF <af-boun...@af.afmug.com> On Behalf Of Adam Moffett Sent: Thursday, May 7, 2020 10:15 AM To: af@af.afmug.com Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT: Covid's Conspiracy's (humor) Oddly, I actually *have* been staying home to remodel. IKEA is winning. On 5/7/2020 11:04 AM, Nate Burke wrote: > I realize that we are all dealing with this directly or indirectly. > One of the ways that I cope with stress is through humor, and my brand > of humor is to come up with convoluted theories. > > Base Rules: > No replying with 'This is true' or 'That's really what's going on' > Hopefully they will all stay ludicrous so we can all chuckle at them. > If you really believe it, then it's not a conspiracy. So Ignore it. > Additions and Expansions to existing theories are welcome. > DON'T TAKE THIS TOO SERIOUS > > Some Theories so far: > > Covid was Developed by the US Egg board to cover the fact they didn't > have enough Eggs produced for Easter. > > Covid was Developed by the 5G 'people', to allow clandestine > deployment while everyone is sheltering in place. > > Covid was Developed by Stephanie J. Walloaze in Hoopsogen Ok, because > she wanted to get a cheap price on a cruise next summer. > > Covid was Developed by (insert local baseball team) to give them more > time in spring training. > > Covid was Developed by Boeing to give a reason for slowing 737 > production > > Covid was Developed by SpaceX to drum up interest to leave Earth and > colonize Mars. > > Covid was Developed by Cambium to delay the EPMP4000 launch. > > Covid was Developed by WISPA to push back CBRS. > > Covid was Developed by IKEA to make people stay home, and realize that > they should remodel. > > Covid was Developed by Statisticians to make people not involved in > sports think they're important. > > Covid was Developed by the Waste industry, to ensure profits when all > the disposable masks are thrown away. > > Covid was Developed by the Military so they could move a new > artificial island through the Caribbean without people on cruise ships > spotting it. > -- AF mailing list AF@af.afmug.com http://af.afmug.com/mailman/listinfo/af_af.afmug.com -- AF mailing list AF@af.afmug.com http://af.afmug.com/mailman/listinfo/af_af.afmug.com
