Good one Jaime Solorza On Nov 26, 2014 7:54 AM, "Rory Conaway via Af" <af@afmug.com> wrote:
> A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad > > attitude and an even worse vocabulary. > > Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with > profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by > > consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything > else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary. > > Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled > back. > > John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, > in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the > freezer. > > For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then > suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. > > Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the > freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and > > said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. > > I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully > intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." > > John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. > > As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in > his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly, > > > > "May I ask what the turkey did?" > > > > > > > > > > > > Rory >