E = mC(bacon) Bacon = 3.14(pie)
dBb = log measurement comparing an item's flavor level to bacon, all results will be negative numbers On November 27, 2014 8:46:12 AM AKST, Chuck McCown via Af <af@afmug.com> wrote: >Oh, man, spherical integrals of BACON... >This explains everything... > > > >If you have a sphere of bacon and you integrate it on a grill, serve it >as a dinner appetizer, there will be nothing left. >Now I finally understand antennas! >I am thankful for (and apologies to) Johann Carl Friedrich Gauss. > > >From: Dennis Burgess via Af >Sent: Thursday, November 27, 2014 10:28 AM >To: af@afmug.com >Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT did you guys (and gals) see this? > >The third is BACON!!! > > > >Dennis Burgess, Link Technologies, Inc. >314-735-0270 > > > >From: Af [mailto:af-boun...@afmug.com] On Behalf Of Chuck McCown via Af >Sent: Thursday, November 27, 2014 10:58 AM >To: af@afmug.com >Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT did you guys (and gals) see this? > > > >The first derivative of turkey is duck, the second derivative of turkey >is chicken. > > > >From: Rory Conaway via Af > >Sent: Thursday, November 27, 2014 9:43 AM > >To: af@afmug.com > >Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT did you guys (and gals) see this? > > > >I’m having a little trouble following the math but I’m not sure if I >agree with his results. It’s Thanksgiving, I believe he should have >included the derivative of the Turkey. > > > >Rory > > > >From: Af [mailto:af-boun...@afmug.com] On Behalf Of Eric Kuhnke via Af >Sent: Wednesday, November 26, 2014 7:07 PM >To: af@afmug.com >Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT did you guys (and gals) see this? > > > >https://isotropic.org/papers/chicken.pdf > > > >On Wed, Nov 26, 2014 at 2:57 PM, Chuck McCown via Af <af@afmug.com> >wrote: > >http://www.vox.com/2014/11/21/7259207/scientific-paper-scam > > -- Sent from my Android device with K-9 Mail. Please excuse my brevity.
