Could be the career opportunity That One Guy Steve has been looking for. Make that Special Agent (Cyber) One Guy Steve.
http://www.fbijobs.gov/cybercareers/ But see this article about FBI chief Comey wrestling with whether to hire pot smokers" http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2014/12/fbi-campaigning-to-hire-skilled-technical-employees-over-the-next-month/ quoting: Earlier this year, the FBI chief lamented that the bureau was having a tough time hiring cyber security experts because of its no-marijuana policy. "I have to hire a great work force to compete with those cyber criminals and some of those kids want to smoke weed on the way to the interview,” FBI Director James Comey told a New York City Bar Association meeting in May. Comey later backtracked from the comment, which many took as evidence of wanting to soften the policies. "I am absolutely dead-set against using marijuana,” he clarified.