Im not sure what to say about this :)
On 12/29/2014 03:58 PM, Chuck McCown via Af wrote:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman
year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,'
and take into account the fact that I slept with her the next night,
then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is
exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory
is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not
accepting any more souls and is therefore extinct.......leaving only
Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains
why Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'
(an oldie but goodie, I wish I could take credit)
