I don't know why, but this immediately popped into mind when I read your post... :-)
IMDb Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997) - Quotes - IMDb http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118655/quotes?qt=qt0367872 Dr. Evil: The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. Jeff Sent from my iPhone 574-220-7826 Jeff Broadwick ConVergence Technologies, Inc. 312-205-2519 Office 574-220-7826 Cell jbroadw...@converge-tech.com > On Sep 23, 2015, at 11:01 AM, Chuck McCown <ch...@wbmfg.com> wrote: > > Perhaps I was not typical, but by 14 I was making my own printed circuit > boards with a sharpie and ferric chloride. Also made my own gunpowder, > attempted to make nitro cellulose and mercury azide. (It was lucky that the > latter failed). I was also having a decent amount of romantic success. Had > a car and a restricted license to drive to and from school (which I defined > as any location where I might learn something). I was also an apprentice in > a machine shop and had a certificate from the steamfitters union as a welder. > Made excellent acetylene bombs. > > Philo Farnsworth invented electronic scanning for TV at this age. > > When my mom was 14 she had been out on her own for a year. > > Joan of Arc was 15 I think when she lead an army. Alexander the Great was > young. > Lots of young people do great things. > > So, this 14 year old... > Was he naive enough to think he had actually "made" something? Is he just > simple? > Or was he trying to do a PR stunt? > > Are 14 year olds these days really that clueless? > > > -----Original Message----- From: Mark - Myakka Technologies > Sent: Tuesday, September 22, 2015 8:19 PM > To: That One Guy /sarcasm > Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT Hmmmm > > > Kid = 14 year old kid - they do dumb stuff > > English Teacher = cave man - doesn't understand electronics, is very concerned > needs to consult with the elders > > Principle = 1/2 douche - I can understand him calling the cops to > cover his ass. > > Engineering Teacher = full douche with no balls. Were the hell was > this guy. He was most likely the only one in the school that could > translate between what the kid did and dumb it down enough for > everyone to understand. > > Police - 50% douche / 50% caveman. What is this > foreign wizard technology. I think I saw one of these on TV once, must > be a bomb. Burn him! > > Every adult in the room with the kid as a group - 150% douche - At > what point in time did it become acceptable to bully and threaten a 14 > year old kid. We have 5 - 7 adult authority figures in a room with a 14 > year old kid. The best they could come up with is to slap him in hand > cuffs and drag him to jail. BTW - lets make sure we do it when all > the other kids are in the hall. WTF - why weren't his parents called to > the school? Don't give me the crap that they really thought it was a > bomb. If they thought it was a bomb, the bomb squad would have been > there and the school would have been evacuated. > > Police chief - Almost acted normal. Came out fairly quick that there > was nothing to see here, so just keep moving on. He dropped the > charges real quick. Guess he didn't want anything to do with this > circus. > > School system - 100% douche - how to you give a kid suspension for not > doing anything. He didn't build a bomb. He didn't pretend it was a > bomb. He never mentioned the bomb word. When asked he showed the > teacher the clock. He wasn't trying to hide anything. What exactly > did he get suspended for? > > Father - not sure where to put him, seems to have a chip on his > shoulder. > > > At the end of the day it does matter what this kid brought to school. > It doesn't matter that he is Muslim, Jewish, Mormon or Christian. He > did nothing wrong. He answered the questions truthfully, he never > threatened anyone, and he never tried to hide anything. The adults in > this story FAILED. At any given point in time we had 7-8 adults at > the school trying to figure out what happen. As usual now a days they > over reacted and common sense what thrown into the void. This should > have never been a news story. It should have never left the school. > > Parents should have been called. Maybe one police officer should have > shown up. A rational discussion of what happen should have taken > place. Kid should have been advised to clear all future > experiments/inventions with engineering teacher. Maybe all future > engineering projects should stay in the engineering lab until after > school. Kid should have been sent back to class, parents back to > work, police back to speed traps, and principal back to whatever > principles do now a days. > > I only have 3 more years left of dealing with public schools. It is > sad I'm counting the days that my children go off to college. > > > -- > Best regards, > Mark mailto:m...@mailmt.com > > Myakka Technologies, Inc. > www.MyakkaTech.com > > Proud Sponsor of the Myakka City Relay For Life > http://www.RelayForLife.org/MyakkaCityFL > > Please Donate at Please Donate at http://www.myakkatech.com/RFL.html > ------ > > Tuesday, September 22, 2015, 8:31:57 PM, you wrote: > > TOGs> realistically how does anyone here or most anyone in the > TOGs> non jihad world even know what a bomb in a briefcase looks like, > TOGs> beyond what is on tv. The kid is a douche, his dad is a douche, > TOGs> whoever escalated it to an arrest is a douche, whoever reported > TOGs> it is a solid citizen, better to report and be wrong than scrape > TOGs> kids off walls. the president is a douche for inviting him to > TOGs> the white house before ensuring it wasn't a stunt. > TOGs> He will get 15 minutes, and a ton of free loot (look at > TOGs> the Microsoft care package) his dad will further his agenda, and > TOGs> some new travesty will pop up. > TOGs> the only thing that changed is his ability to fly > TOGs> unmolested, he made the top ten on the no fly lists I bet. > TOGs> He better hope he didn't social media it up about his > TOGs> plans for this stunt, he will have royally fucked his life up if > TOGs> he did. > > > > > TOGs> I wonder if he was planning on adding batteries to make it a portable > alarm clock > > > TOGs> On Tue, Sep 22, 2015 at 6:02 PM, - - > TOGs> <e...@kuhnke-international.com> wrote: > TOGs> Bombs in briefcases are something from a bad action movie... > > > > >>> On September 22, 2015 at 3:53 PM George Skorup <geo...@cbcast.com> wrote: >>> >>> >>> I don't doubt there was prejudice based only on his name, but you know >>> what I think of when I see a clock in a briefcase? A damn bomb! What he >>> did was as dumb as painting over or taking the orange muzzle piece off >>> of a water gun and then running around town with it. You're gonna get >>> shot by the cops, dumb ass. >>> >>> Maybe that's un-PC of me. I don't give a shit. >>> >>> On 9/22/2015 5:34 PM, Sean Heskett wrote: >>> > I saw a teevee interview with the kid and honestly he seemed like the >>> > super nerdy kid (like myself) who would disassemble stuff and >>> > reassemble it to make it better or "more cool".ￜ He really did not >>> > seem provocative or anything.ￜ He was super excited to show off his >>> > "invention".ￜ Granted to us "expert" adults his invention seems like >>> > just a repackaging but give the kid a break, he's 14 and has probably >>> > just learned about electronics and such.ￜ That was my take on the >>> > revere engineering article and the news interview. >>> > >>> > 2 cents >>> > >>> > -Sean >>> > >>> > On Tuesday, September 22, 2015, Chuck McCown <ch...@wbmfg.com >>> > <mailto:ch...@wbmfg.com>> wrote: >>> > >>> >ￜ ￜ ￜThat reverse engineering article lead me to wonder if the kid >>> >>was >>> >ￜ ￜ ￜtrying to be provocative. >>> >ￜ ￜ ￜ*From:* Bill Prince >>> >ￜ ￜ ￜ<javascript:_e(%7B%7D,'cvml','part15...@gmail.com');> >>> >ￜ ￜ ￜ*Sent:* Tuesday, September 22, 2015 4:17 PM >>> >ￜ ￜ ￜ*To:* af@afmug.com >>> <javascript:_e(%7B%7D,'cvml','af@afmug.com');> >>> >ￜ ￜ ￜ*Subject:* Re: [AFMUG] OT Hmmmm >>> >ￜ ￜ ￜHmmm indeed. >>> > >>> >ￜ ￜ ￜWhen I saw that (maybe 2 seconds of viewing time) on the >>> >>evening >>> >ￜ ￜ ￜnews, I came away with two things. One, where's the alleged >>> >ￜ ￜ ￜexplosive? and Two, that's not even a MacGiver'ed clock, it's >>> >ￜ ￜ ￜmerely a commercial "clock" that's been partially >disassembled. >>> > >>> >ￜ ￜ ￜMy conclusion? The teacher and the police are idiots. >>> > >>> >ￜ ￜ ￜbp >>> >ￜ ￜ ￜ<part15sbs{at}gmail{dot}com> >>> > >>> >ￜ ￜ ￜOn 9/22/2015 2:00 PM, Chuck McCown wrote: >>> >> >>> >>ￜ ￜ >>> http://blogs.artvoice.com/techvoice/2015/09/17/reverse-engineering-ahmed-mohameds-clock-and-ourselves/ >>> > > > > > > > > > > > > --- > This email has been checked for viruses by Avast antivirus software. > https://www.avast.com/antivirus >
