ROFL… been there, done it .. still roll up in a ball just thinking about it ;)
> On Jul 27, 2016, at 10:42 PM, Chuck McCown <ch...@wbmfg.com> wrote: > > Got asked tonight what happens if you pee on an electric fence. Found the > following answer from someone else: > >> At around 13 or 14 a freind and I oddly enjoyed grabbing the electric fence >> on the edge of a family in the area's property to contain their horses. One >> day, he started peeing on it, by passing the stream breifly over the wire. >> Sounding like a doofus he said "Look! I'm peeing on the electric fence!" >> >> I, being brilliant, replied: "Thats not how you do it!" And proceeded to >> pull out my equipment. When I did it, I placed the stream directly on the >> wire and sustained it. Not for very long though, the shock itself wasn't >> bad. What was bad was the massive contraction it elicited from my bladder. >> Even worse was the pressure in my urethra as the entirerty of the contents >> of my bladder tried to escape at once. It felt as if I had been kicked in >> the bladder, and like my penis had nearly ripped in half. >> >> It was not pleasant. > > "There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few > who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric > fence and find out for themselves." (Will Rogers) >