ROFL… been there, done it .. still roll up in a ball just thinking about it ;)

> On Jul 27, 2016, at 10:42 PM, Chuck McCown <ch...@wbmfg.com> wrote:
> 
> Got asked tonight what  happens if you pee on an electric fence.  Found the 
> following answer from someone else:
>  
>> At around 13 or 14 a freind and I oddly enjoyed grabbing the electric fence 
>> on the edge of a family in the area's property to contain their horses. One 
>> day, he started peeing on it, by passing the stream breifly over the wire. 
>> Sounding like a doofus he said "Look! I'm peeing on the electric fence!"
>>  
>> I, being brilliant, replied: "Thats not how you do it!" And proceeded to 
>> pull out my equipment. When I did it, I placed the stream directly on the 
>> wire and sustained it. Not for very long though, the shock itself wasn't 
>> bad. What was bad was the massive contraction it elicited from my bladder. 
>> Even worse was the pressure in my urethra as the entirerty of the contents 
>> of my bladder tried to escape at once. It felt as if I had been kicked in 
>> the bladder, and like my penis had nearly ripped in half.
>>  
>> It was not pleasant.
>  
> "There are  three kinds of men:  The ones  that learn by reading.  The few 
> who  learn by observation.  The rest of  them have to pee on the electric 
> fence and find  out for themselves."  (Will Rogers)
>  

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