I would say that the underlying machine shares the same OS and BIOS as all 
mammals.  So you can’t really blame the meat robot.  

Now as far as the ap working correctly, “correctly” is the spec that nobody 
seems to agree on.  

Standards based “correctly” used to be administered by religions & tribes.  

My app loosely complies with the following standard:  jail break version of 
Mormon 253.2 release 7 build 2.

From: Adam Moffett 
Sent: Wednesday, April 05, 2017 10:21 AM
To: [email protected] 
Subject: Re: [AFMUG] OT I won a point ... maybe

My wife read your post....she says you didn't take the analogy far enough. 

If the underlying machine is misbehaving, we would debug it and flash the BIOS, 
or get a new machine.
If the application isn't working correctly, we'd patch it.  If the problem 
isn't fixable we'd delete the app and get a different one.

We wouldn't want Chuck 1.0 to be deleted.


------ Original Message ------
From: "Chuck McCown" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Sent: 4/5/2017 11:53:33 AM
Subject: [AFMUG] OT I won a point ... maybe

  Today there is a minor protest of sorts about women getting unwanted 
attention.  One of the young ladies in the crowd started a dialog with me.  I 
trolled and baited her a bit.  It devolved a bit to the point where she said 
even if she chose to wear no clothes at all, she has the right to be unmolsted 
and not receive any attention from anyone.  “People are not animals, they can 
choose to control their behaviors” she said.  She happens to be a computer 
science undergrad at the University of Utah.  

  I told her I disagree.  I told her that we are a meat robot.  Our operating 
system, which I call “natural man” just wants to eat, sleep, screw and 
sometimes attack those that get too close to his mating partners.  

  The human element is the app.  I run Chuck 1.0  
  Apps are a form of AI that can reprogram itself.  But some apps let the OS 
take over too much of the time.  

  And a naked women or one dressed and looking in a particular way always 
triggers a non-maskable interruupt by the OS and that always attempts to run 
the “screw the girl” routine in BIOS.  

  She looked puzzled for a moment, cocked her head at an angle, narrowed her 
brow and told me that I might be on to something.  Then walked away.  

  I think that was a win?

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